Quote Of The Day: I regret nothing in my life even if my past was full of hurt, I still look back and smile, because it made me who I am today.
Fake Friends- Never ask for food.
Real Friends- Are the reason you have NO food.
Fake Friends- Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
Real Friends- Call your parents DAD/MOM.
Fake Friends- Have never seen you cry.
Real Friends- Cry with you.
Fake Friends- Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back.
Real Friends- Keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours.
Fake Friends- Know about you.
Real Friends- Could Write a book about you.
Fake Friends- Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends- Walk right in and say 'I'm home'.
Fake Friends- Will help your when you fall over..
Real Friends- Will jump on top of you and shout 'DOG-PILE'.
Fake Friends- Are around for a while...
Real Friends- Are for life.
Fake Friends- Say 'I love you' in a joking manner.
Real Friends- Say 'I love you' and they mean it.
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If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters.
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Don't talk to me because you're "bored". I'm not here to entertain you. And don't come to me when you need a favour. I don't like being used.
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Mephobia:
Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it. And everybody dies.
I have Mephobia.😂😂😂😂^^
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I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say "Because of you, I didn't give up".
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