^^^Random: Modern Family. One of the highlights of my life. ( You go, Luke Dunphy😊)
People: You're nice.
Me: I may seem nice, but have you seen the inside?😈
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Me: Gimme, gimme.
People: Gimme, gimme never get. Don't you know yo-
Me: GIMME, GIMME!
*quickly passes me the item*
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"I just wanna...eat someone's face off..."- Me just today
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*licking ice cream*
This flavour tastes like your soul
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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
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Person 1: Hey did you hear about the butter?
Person 2: Umm..no..
Person 1: Well I butter not tell you then...you might...spread it..
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Harry Potter- Draco Malfoy
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes. Saying AH-OH, my name is Draco!
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I guess you have mistook me for someone who gives a damn
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Me trying to do a good comeback:
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny *snaps fingers*
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Shock me. Say something intelligent.
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I've gotten worse burns from a kid with a magnifying glass...
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