87% of young people have back pain. The other 13% have no computer.
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Person 1: "Can I copy your homework?"
Person 2: "Sure, but the answers are probably all wro-"
Person 1: "I don't care. Thanks!"
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Police: where do you live?
Boy: With my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Boy: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Boy: together
Police: Where is your home?
Boy: Beside my neighbours house
Police: where is your neighbours house?
Boy: if I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: tell us
Boy: Next to my house.
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You lack of beauty and intelligence.
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British Accent: Justin Biebah.
American Accent: Justin Biebur
Australian Accent: Jastin Beybah.
Did you try out all those accents?
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I'm only a morning person on December 25th.
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If there was an award for laziness, I would probably send someone to pick it up for me.
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Mom: why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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A/N: OOOHH OOOH OOHH!!! Did I tell you guys that I'm starting to watch American Horror Story? You don't care. I don't care that you don't care, I'm telling you about my life anyways because I'm fabo 🐣 Anyways, I promised my friend that if I watch the first 4 seasons of Doctor Who, she will watch the first 4 seasons of Modern Family. Well, Now you know. Even if you didn't want to know, now you know.
SASSY AND FABULOUS, AND PEERRFFEECCCTTT! *flips hair*
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