Funny annoying things

I'M BACK

FIRST OFF, thank you for everyone who is supporting this book, I never thought I would get this many views and I'm really happy you guys like it!

But as always, I come back, and I continue my journey with you guys. So here we go. More weird stuff coming your way.

OH! AND BTW I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO MCR (MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE) AND THEY ARE LIFE. I CAN'T.
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America: so...if you're from...like England...do you have tea with the queen?

England: If you're from America, do you have McDonalds with Obama?

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When someone you don't like talks to you:

"Hold on...okay, I'm not listening. Continue talking."
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Someone stole my mood ring.

I don't know how I feel about that.
(Get it? XD)
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I tried to catch fog yesterday. I mist.
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Text person #1: I cuted my hair, and it went back to curly
Text person #2: don't you mean cut? Hah
Text person #1: it's past tents
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Garlic bread, blink-182.
Or...

Roses are red, elephants are grey
If I met MCR, I'd kiss Gerard Way.
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Question Of The Day:
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

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Bacon: Don't go bacon my heart
Egg: I couldn't if I fried...
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*when you see preppy girls at Hot Topic*

Me: Are you lost?
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*when you start a conversation with your crush*

Soooo....what's your favourite brand of pencil?...

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Dumb posts on the Internet:
#1: "I want my first daughter to be a girl"

#2: "why do women never take a DNA Test to se if it is theirs?"

#3: "just found out that my birthday is the same day as when I was born! Life is crazy hah"

#4: "somebody told me there was 50 states in America. Nuh uh cuz the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist. We got 49 dumba**. "

#5: "how can he be lack toast and toleront if he's got milk on his desk"

#6: "Boys with eyes😍😍" (let that process)

#7: "I'm sick of the U.S Government. I'm moving to California. F*** the U.S"

#8: "is Africa a religion?"

#9: "there is no "i" in happyness :("

#10: "morning sunset" (also let that process)

#11: "20 billion people in the world are trying to fit in, so imma try to stand out"
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QUOTE OF THE DAAAAYYYYYYY:

"It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true.
Hey girls, you are beautiful."- Gerard Way

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