I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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You don't have to worry about zombies, because zombies only eat brains.
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You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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Which skin tan insult is funnier?:
#1- Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos, isn't.
#2- Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
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Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you to breath. I think you owe it an apology.
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Some babies where dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. 😂 😂 😂
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You're so annoying, even Amity would slap you.
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Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take time to thank a stupid person for their contribution.
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Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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