Funny annoying things

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Call me strange, but this made me CRY (legit) laughing😂😂-
Person 1: Why did Sarah fall off the tree?
Person 2: I don't know...why?
Person 1: She had no arms
Person 2: -_-
Person 1: knock knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Not Sarah.
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Person 1: OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG OMMMGGGG!!!!
Person2: What??
Person 1: JAKE JUST ASKED ME OUT!!!!
Person2: OMG! When??
Person 1: JUST NOW!! We have a date for February 30th!!!
Person 2: Cassie...there...is no feb. 30th...
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Person 1: what's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Person 2: I don't know
Person 1: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Person 2: hahahahahahahaha...what about the glue?
Person 1: I knew you'd get stuck there.
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Person 1: How do I delete voicemail from the home phone?
Person 2: Press 2
Person 1: GRASSY ASS!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: GRASSY ASS!
Person 2: I don't get it...
Person 1: Spanish for "thanks" right?
Person 2: Oh you mean graçias! LOL
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I've seriously been trying to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke, but it's just not twerking.
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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: To get to the other side
Person 1: No, to get to your house!...okay that was bad, try this one. knock knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: THE CHICKEN!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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A/N: I watched Insidious again with my dad, cuz he said that he hasn't watched it yet.🐸☕️ <------- best emojis ever (can you see them?)