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by TioBritt_13

My parents told me: "you've got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!" So I turned on the subtitles.
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Peasant: When will you stop loving those Harry Potter books?
Me: When a mute guy, tells a deaf guys, that a blind guy, saw a legless guy walking on water.
Let that process...
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Dodgeball: THE HUNGER GAMES OF GRADE SCHOOL.
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Before my shower: I don't want to go in.
After my shower: I don't want to get out
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When I was a kid, I used to think the moon followed our car everywhere.
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Blanket on- hot.
Blanket off- cold.
One leg out- perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you down the hall.
Yep. Me all the way. To much scary movies for sure.
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You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you- Vampire Diaries😂😂😂
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Person 1: Hey, have you heard the joke they don't tell dumb people?
Person 2: No
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Simba was moving too slow, so I told him to Mufasa
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Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1: I love u
Person 2: Really??!!!
Person 1: yeah, it's my favourite vowel.
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When I hold doors for people:

Kids: ...
Teenagers: Thanks
Adults: Thank you.
Older people: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU ARE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG GIRL HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL
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Roses are red
my name is Dave
this poem makes no sense
Microwave.
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Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone.
That's so me😑
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