If there is anything as embarrassing as what I did a minute ago, I would gladly trade places because its not possible to be as embarrassed as me.
Not that I would show it on my face. I am the kind of person who will fake the confidence but not show my embarrassment. Been following the fake it till you make it rule and by now my confidence has a good amount of real in it.
Ok, let me backtrack a bit. The reason I am this embarrassed and not my usual embarrassed.
Basically, I am new in town and there is this local store for all the stuff you need when you move in. The thing is, there is no queue system at all and there was a new girl who has no idea how to handle everything at once since somehow her manager has gone missing since an hour.
Like every normal human being, she focused on one thing at a time and had no idea who is next since she was panicking. Now the people are increasing in number at a deathly rate and the poor girl is going crazy with function overload so as a good human being of this messed up planet, I help her out by telling her who is next.
I had my stuff bought an hour ago but we had a nice conversation as she loaded my stuff so I stayed to help her out. Her manager ofcourse, had ditched her right when I had my items stacked and being delivered by the people I paid. People aren't as nice as me, won't really help me if I don't pay.
Anyways back to the reason why I wanted to bury myself into a hole in the end of earth was because to remember the next person, I would write their description in my notes. Like the woman in gorgeous red skirt or the guy with cool sunglasses on and whisper it to her.
Though like the undiagnosed adhd kid I am, I couldn't sit in one place and started roaming around. She would call my name out when she needs help remembering the next person and I shouted out the descriptions.
No people didn't give me dirty looks cause I was hidden and no one could see me except this one guy who was following me around. I am pretty sure I'm complimenting them but it be better to stay out of sight just in case.
Guess pretty privileges is true. The guy was handsome as hell and I'm the devils right hand so I let him follow me around as I helped the girl.
Turns out I am delusion since he was buying things and coincidentally I was going the same way. Ugh reality checks and luck in place. No kidnapping but no handsome guys crushing on me either.
Not that I hadn't noticed how he blatantly ignored me unless I was shouting a description.
We ended up at the front somehow and yes I'm still leading the way, not a creepy stalker.
The girl calls out my name and instantly I look at the phone and scream out, "The ridiculously handsome guy."
Instantly I shut my mouth as I see him stare at me wide eyes and with a blush. The girl on the counter silently laughs at my stupidity and takes his stuff.
The number of people have reduced to 4 and I exchange contacts with Stephanie and send her the list before dashing out.
Ofcourse, totally not in an embarrassed way and more of a 'I'm tired' way.
Now that you know, I'll give a gist about me. I'm a 25 year old mind in a 16 year old body. I have skipped 2 years in school so I'm a senior and a typical introvert with extrovert spurts.
Maybe that's what ambiverts are but eh, who cares about words? Words are lies.
Speaking about lies, I lied to myself that I would complete moving in when I reach home. What I actually did is fall asleep. Then proceeded to miss every alarm and wake up at 7am. An hour before the school starting.
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