pickup lines bc why not

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Ocean - If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

Penny/Jane - Ocean, I'm failing chemistry, but if it's about eating you out, I will get down on my knees right here right now.

Ocean - its biology???
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Ocean - Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine. *smirks and giggles *

Jane/penny - What are protons?? You know what, nevermind. Stop it.

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Ocean - Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on. Oh and Whenever you're nearby, I reach my melting point.

Jane/penny - now I can see why you've been single for so long.

Noel - okay what the fuck.

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Ocean - Are you full of Beryllium​, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.

Jane/penny - One more sience pickup line and I'm riding the cyclone again.

Ocean - ......... I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

Jane/penny - *sighs and grabs a knife*

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Ocean - Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

Jane/penny - Oh my god I want to die...

Constance - aw...

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Ocean - What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our coefficient of friction.

Jane/penny - what?

Mischa - I think she want to do sex with you.

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Jane/penny - did you know we never stop tasting our tounges?

Ocean - how about I taste yours for a change?

Nole - who are you and what have you done with Ocean.

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Ocean - Might I integrate your curves tonight?

Jane/penny - is that a sience thing...?

Ocean - yes, yes it is.

Jane/penny - do us all a favor and ride the cyclone.

Ocean - jeez, no need to lose your head.

Jane/penny - Oh you mother fucker.

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Ocean - may I be your dead girl walking?

Jane/penny - we can fuck but you ain't breaking into my home.

Ocean - aw...

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