I have a problem, guys.

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It's what the title says. I do have a problem. Not all of you know Undertale Yellow but, my problem has something to do with it. So, I have realized that Starlo may eventually find his way onto my simp list with the way some fans draw him. Like, there are artists who I feel make him look almost rugged and I'm not sure how I feel about that. I know he's a cowboy. But why do I get the feeling a sheriff with a star-shaped head will quickly reach the same tier as a ghost monster possessing a robot vessel designed to look like an extremely attractive male anime human? Why do I have to end up with a good mix of decent and not-at-all abusive or toxic men filling up my simp list?

I'm not kidding, y'all. We have the over-the-top, high maintenance drama king, the well-off zoologist, the dark, broody, emo dude, and the stereotypical country boy. That's my simp list now. What's next? The bartender or the underpaid and overworked middle school teacher/cashier? All of these are realistically decent men. I am aware there is still a chance they could be unsafe and toxic but, they are never depicted as such from what I've seen.

I may consider rating these dudes one day and go over the best and worst qualities. If you wanna see that, feel free to stick around.

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