UNI'S SECOND EPIC ART BOOK

Hilarious Moments In Minecraft (1)

So, it has occurred to me that me and my brother have run into some funny situations in Minecraft. I'd like to share them with y'all because I believe they would make for great entertainment.

1. My brother once got scammed out of an emerald by a wandering trader. This trader claimed he had a pumpkin he'd sell for an emerald. So, my bro gets an emerald out and trades it for the "pumpkin." What he got in return was red sand. Red. Sand. He then had to end the trader's career and life, unfortunately and he does the same to any other traders he comes across.

2. My brother also got trolled by a block of iron ore. He went to mine it and a bunch of gravel landed on him.

3. I once got blown up by a creeper as I was climbing out of a hole we dug to wait out the night. I didn't even hear this dude until I died from it. My brother didn't tell me he was there. He just stood there and let it happen. This was very early in the game, btw.

4. My brother got blown up by a creeper doing the same thing I was. Karma sure showed him a thing or two.

5. My brother called dirt blocks "dort" blocks. It has become a joke ever since.

6. I once saw a panda roll off my roof on my way out of my house to explore the new trial chambers (because I sometimes use experimental features). He didn't make it.

7. I have been chased by a baby husk through a desert and I accidentally fell in a massive cave and didn't make it out alive. Literally died when I hit the stone.

8. I have also called sticks "stinks" when saying something about needing wood and sticks.

9. My brother sniped me from a ledge we call a "kill ridge" in PVP. I didn't see him. He was using a spyglass.

10. I came up with the most genius way to take someone down in PVP. I call it the "kill closet." The trick is to design a tunnel or crevice in your base and disguise it with doors or trapdoors really well. Then, just hide in it when you're being chased by opponents and wait until they least expect it to attack. The "kill ridge" was based off the "kill closet" and both are still being improved upon.