12 My best friend: Dark Humor

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Nezu POV 

After Midnight came with the injured boy who was in a worse shape than I suspected at beginning, she took him straight to Recovery Girl and then on the fastest way to Hound Dog. I was now discussing what to do with Recovery Girl. The wounds were really disturbing.

Recovery Girl: What should we do, we can't leave the boy here for long.

Me: We are allowed to keep the boy here for about three days on suspicion of abuse, then he has to go back.

Recovery Girl: Hopefully he won't do anything after that.

Me: If we have any small proof, for example the wounds, then we can keep him here for longer.

Recovery Girl: His are most likely from school.

Me: His father is divorced from his mother, but he has a fire quirk. We don't know if he might have visited her, the boy has a few burns.

Recovery Girl: Do you think so?

Me: It's just a theory. How long has it been since the boy was here?

Recovery Girl: Four, hours why?

Me: If his mother doesn't report him as missing in 48 hours, you could yearn for it as child neglecting.

Recovery Girl: How is he with the therapy?

Me: How should I know that?

Recovery Girl: I'm sure you're watching him with a camera.

Me: That may be. I can't speak of success.

We both made our way and Aizawa also accompanied us. He wanted to see the boy since he arrived, but I insisted that he went... was dragged to Hound Dog before.

Izuku POV

I hate therapy, I see that Hound Dog makes an effort, but that only gives me one reason to make it harder for him.

Hound Dog: Why are you hanging off the sofa upside down?

Me: I wish I was hanging from something else.

Hound dog: *whispering*  You studied for years to become a therapist don't throw something at a suicidal kid.

Is he speaking to himself?

Exactly at this moment Nezu, Ereaserhead and Recovery Girl enter the door.

Nezu: How is it going

Hound Dog: Singh

Recovery Girl: Why are you hanging off the sofa?

Me: I...

Hound Dog: Don't! Just don't!

Ereaserhead: You look like shit

Who literally kidnapped me and then dragged me to a therapist. I'm still tired after Recovery Girl healed me.

Me: You don't look better.

Midnight: Pfffff- Hahahahahaha

Hound Dog: I told you not to visit him at the same time.

Midnight: I wanted to see the Broccoli again. And don't worry that is the how Shota shows he is worried.

Me: The DeadBroccoli.

Hound Dog: Singh. After this session I am gonna need a therapist.

Nezu: That won't be the only session we are aloud to hold him here for one hole week.

Me:...

Hound Dog:...

Ereaserhead:...

Midnight: Man you dropped a big bomb.

Me: And I will drop from a big rooftop.

Midnight:...

Recovery Girl:...

Ereaserhead: Singh

Nezu:...

Hound Dog hits me on the back of my head 

Hound Dog: Don't say that again.

Me: Don't worry I won't say it I will do it.

Hound Dog: Argh

Ereaserhead: You deserve the name problem child more than anybody else.

Me: If you say so you can put it on my grave.

Boom

Recovery Girl beats her cane against my head.

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