Izuku POV
I'm rubbing my eyes. What a sleep. What happened?
Oh
Now I remember again. I was mercilessly pulled away by Günter and then put in a car like a suitcase. I don't want to wake up. I can keep my eyes closed. Right ? Enjoy the silence before I have to face reality and open my eyes for a new day.
I feel someone sitting next to me and stroking my hair.
Lilia guy: Will this be my new brother now?
Present Mic: Yes he stays with us.
Me: Only temporarily.
Present Mic jumps up
Present Mic: WAHHHHHHHHH
Me: Good morning to you too
Lilia guy: Pfff-
There was also a little girl. She had an apple in her hand and smiles at me. She watched me sleep. Everyone did that. I just see that there is also Ereaserhead there. They didn't even hear something called privacy.
Ereaserhead read my eyes.
Ereaserhead: You are under suicidal watch and have so often found ways under supervision what do you expect?
Me: You couldn't have let me the first time.
Ereaserhead: You a child in need of help just asking me a hero if I couldn't just let you end in front of my eyes?
Me: Yes
Ereaserhead holds the temples
Ereaserhead: SIGH I don't get paid enough.
Present Mic: You are not paid for a family.
Ereaserhead: Unfortunately.
Present Mic: YOU DIDN'T MEAN THAT, DID YOU? THAT WAS JUST A JOKE. HA HA
Me: If you hate me like that, why don't you leave me alone. ThanI am in peace and can end..
Ereaserhead: Don't dare to finish talking. Or else...
His eyes are red, his hair on his head is up. He looks completely like a demon. The transformation is over. Pfff
Me: Or else?
Suddenly he has a smile around his lips. It's a bad one.
Eraserhead: Even if you are sometimes a jerk...
Present Mic: SHO!
Ereaserhead: let me finish. Where have I been... So even if you are sometimes a jerk, I know that you are not a complete idiot and would never make a bloody end in front of a child. You don't want to traumatise a small child. Since you thought you could just challenge me, you will now spend a large part of your time with her Eri.
...
Shit.
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Inhale, breathe out, now I feel better.
Crap, even if we haven't spent a lot of time, he already knows me very well.
The girl eri smiles at me and runs to me and hugs me as if we were old acquaintances.
Eri: Onii-Chan we will definitely have so much fun.
I give a smile that is as sweet as a lemon and give Ereaserhead a deadgleare. He just smiles at me badly and I grind my teeth.
This damned demon.
Eri: What do we want to play? Do you like apple? Do you want a little bit of mine? Should I show you my stuffed animal? I called it apple. Can you braid hair? Can I stroke your hair? Your hair looks like leaves. Leaves from an apple tree.
Wow, someone who can speak just as fast as I do. Ereaserhead, Present Mic and purple guy are looking in shook at Eri. They probably didn't understand anything about their murmur.
Me: You can decide. I love apples. You can enjoy it alone. Of course you can show me that. What an original name. I can braid hair very well. If you want, you can stroke my hair. I would say my hair looks more like seaweed
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