EardrumDestroyer: Mic
FearMe: Nezu
FearMyCane: Recovery Girl
CATerpillar: Eraserhead
PewPewPew: Snipe
MassProduction : Ectoplasm
+18: Midnight
NoStarving: Lunch Rush
Boom: Power Loader
GroupTherapist: Hound Dog
Wall: Cementoss
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
Dracula: Vlad King
SkinnyMight: All Might
Deku: Izuku
Deku POV
What strange people. Who do you think they are? I'm still the edge of the roof where All Might bombed my dreams and left my legs hanging by the edge. I don't want to jump... yet. I still don't want to die. But I don't want to live either. What a dilemma. How does it feel to fall. The wind rushing through the hair, the cold breeze, the feeling of weightlessness before falling to the ground and reaching the cold stone ground. Maybe I should... No, no, no, there is still enough to live Deku. Mom and Kacchan will definitely miss you.
Kacchan certainly didn't mean it when he told me to jump off the roof. He just said the truth.
And All Might certainly doesn't have time for everyone I understand what he meant I'm quirkless so useless. Maybe I should... No. I have to think about it too much from here. Yes, I have to go down. I look down from the roof. No, not down that way, I have to take the stairs and not take a swan dive.
The people from the chat are interesting, I could take notes of them. For example, I know that FearMe has an animal related quirk is a hacker because he tried to hack into my server and loves to accuse people so he is an adult I think, but I don't think that he is a lawyer. And all people from the chat know each other well like friends, so I think everyone is grown up. All are friends exept for FearMe I think they have a respectful relationship and fear him. Probably a person with crazy ideas like...like world domination... I think only Nezu thinks this way. I giggle and CATerpillar loves coffee his name is Sho. Sho is probably a shorter part of his actual name. My cell phone is ringing
Two people are online
FearMe: So Deku I have a deal.
Deku: That is?
FearMe: You will ask us a question that you have also to answer. I also can ask you a question but I have also to answer it.
Everyone is online
Boom: A deal never ends good.
CATerpillar: The day just started.
Deku: So you start.
FearMe: All right. So how old are you.
Deku: Older than I ever was and younger than I will ever be.
GenderlessVoid: He dogged the question.
PewPewPew: Respect.
Deku: Now you.
FearMe: Older than I ever was and younger than I will ever be.
Deku: Tuche. I know that you are all over 18 anyway.
FearMe: How
CATerpillar: ???
Deku: It is quite simple the chat is called Staff Chat so you are all work colleagues. I suspect that GroupThrapist is a real therapist. FearMyCane a doctor or healer and FearMe must be the director boss or something ore someone in a high position . I think you are staff from a school. That would make sense why there is a therapist and a healer and a director and the rest are teachers who probably have nicknames that are related to their quirks.
EardrumDestroyer: ...
FearMe: Intriguing
FearMyCane: Oh dear.
CATerpillar: FearMe No!
PewPewPew: ...
MassProduction :...
+18:...
NoStarving: ...
Boom: ...
GroupTherapist: ...
Wall: ...
GenderlessVoid: ...
Dracula:...
SkinnyMight:...
Deku: Am I right or am I right.
Everyone : ...
Deku: I take the silence as a yes. You all are pretty childish.
FearMe: You have a few serious skills child.
+18: creepy
Deku: How do you know if I'm a child? You're trying to find out if I say no or yes to this statement?
FearMyCane: Typical.
Deku: Oh yes, before I go.
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Deku has left the chat
FearMe has added Deku
Deku: Why only Why?
FearMe: you can't leave the chat so quickly.
+18: Why the middle finger.
Deku: I have/had bad experiences with teachers.
CATerpillar: Singh a problem child/adult.
EardrumDestroyer: What happened to the little listener.

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Wrong number (Chatfic)
FanfictionDeku was accidentally added to a chat full pro heroes. Every normal person would leave the chat that Deku also does, but in the chat is a rat that has found interest in him. Alls from the Ua Staff pray for the safety of the unknown number. Everyone...