Izuku POV
Eraserhead had to carry me at his home. I assured him that I could go, but he just sighed and threw me over his shoulder.
As we arrived at the door of their large house, a lilac-colored boy opened the door.
Lila guy: That's why our house is completely baby-proof.
Damn, they've baby-proofed it. I don't hear a response from Eraserhead, but I see the boy blinking very quickly. Hmm, Morse code. They're blinking in Morse code. Idiots, they think I don't understand it.
Eraserhead replies with something I don't see.
Lila guy: (blinks) So, the kid is suicidal then.
Pause as he blinks at Eraserhead.
Lila guy: (blinks) Why are you carrying him like a sack of potatoes?
Short pause. The boy looks shocked.
Lila guy: (blinks) He jumped in front of a car?
Me: I don't regret it.
Eraserhead jumps up and drops me. Wow, I scared a pro hero.
Eraserhead: Sigh.
Lila guy: Where did you learn Morse code?
Me: When I was younger, I learned lip reading, Morse code, sign language, and a few languages because I wanted to be a hero.
Lila guy: Wanted?
Me: I'm useless and weak.
I think he understood that I meant my quirk was weak.
Lila guy: No quirk is too weak to have a purpose to be a hero.
I can't blame him, quirkless people are becoming extinct, only 20% are quirkless, and the number decreases dramatically every day. At my age, there's probably hardly anyone who's quirkless, usually quirkless people are older.
Eraserhead: *whispers* He's quirkless.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Lila guy: Oh.
I'm still on the ground laughing my head off; the situation was just too ridiculous.
Lila guy: Sorry.
Me: Don't worry, I won't live long enough to be sad about it.
Eraserhead: I warned you about his dark humor.
Present Mic: How was the ride it took pretty long?
Since when is he here?
Me: My ride to hell was stopped at the last minute.
Eraserhead: Sigh. Be glad the car stopped at the last second.
Present Mic: WAAAaaaaaa.
Me: Sigh. Don't remind me.
Lila guy: Do you regret jumping in front of the car?
Me: Pfff- No, I could hardly wait.
Lila guy: Sigh.
Eraserhead: I know, don't even try.
Me: So, does that mean you'll let me...
Eraserhead: NO!
3 POV
EardrumDestroyer: Mic
FearMe: Nezu
FearMyCane: Recovery Girl
CATerpillar: Eraserhead
PewPewPew: Snipe
MassProduction: Ectoplasm
+18: Midnight
NoStarving: Lunch Rush
Boom: Power Loader
GroupTherapist: Hound Dog
Wall: Cementoss
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
Dracula: Vlad King
SkinnyMight: All Might
Kid: Izuku
New Staff Chat
everyone except Kid and EardrumDestroyer are online
FearMe: How's it going with the kid so far?
CATerpillar: Sigh. He ist with Hitoshi and Zashi. I'm seriously considering not letting his broken leg getting healed so he has a harder time ending himself.
Kid is online
Kid: You won't do that, Eraserhead. Don't you dare.
Eraserhead: What do you wanna do?
Kid: Kill myself.
FearMyCane: ...
GroupTherapist: A hopeless case.
GenderlessVoid: Hi, how are you?
Kid: Alive. T-T.
FearMe: The only thing your dark humor achieves is making me consider increasing security measures.
Kid: WHAT NO. It's already almost impossible to end myself.
Boom: Almost?
Dracula: I think you should check on how he's doing.
CATerpillar: Don't you dare.
Kid is offline
CATerpillar: Sigh. I need more coffee.
CATerpillar is offline
NoStarving: I already gave you a bucket full of coffee, you're not getting more.
FearMyCane: A BUCKET!
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Wrong number (Chatfic)
FanfictionDeku was accidentally added to a chat full pro heroes. Every normal person would leave the chat that Deku also does, but in the chat is a rat that has found interest in him. Alls from the Ua Staff pray for the safety of the unknown number. Everyone...
