Aizawa POV
I slowly wake up to the bright light hurts in my eyes. I yawn what happened? I remember that I tried to catch the Problem kitten. He throw a lamp at Nemuri. This kid was really fast did I catch him at the end.
Problem kitten: Are you finally awake?
Me: Sigh. Yes
Problem kitten: So let me go.
I now realise the problem kitten is tied in my scarf while I hold it like a plushy.
I'm looking around what happened.
Problem kitten: Will you let me go.
I remember now.
I remember
...
Problem kitten was like on drugs.
Sigh. I and others tried to catch him, but he jumped like a ball through the area, he had thrown a chair after someone.
I caught him at the end. It was only good luck, he was so energetic I thought he would jump all the time. I sit down and throw problem kitten over my shoulder. Try making problems now
Problem kitten: Hey, let me down!
Me: It's easier to stop you from dying if you don't move.
3 POV
EardrumDestroyer: Mic
FearMe: Nezu—
FearMyCane: Recovery Girl—
CATerpillar: Eraserhead—
PewPewPew: Snipe—
MassProduction: Ectoplasm
+18: Midnight
NoStarving: Lunch Rush—
Boom: Power Loader—
GroupTherapist: Hound Dog—
Wall: Cementoss
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen—
Dracula: Vlad King—
SkinnyMight: All Might—
BuTtErFlY: Izuku
New Staff Chat
CATerpillar is online
CATerpillar: The devil has made chaos again
PewPewPew: What chaos did Nezu now?
FearMe: He meant Izuku. I hope you take your words back.
PewPewPew: Ha Ha I didn't meant it.
GenderlessVoid: What happened
CATeroillar: Cementoss, Nemuri, Zashi and Ectoplasm are still not moving .
GenderlessVoid:...
Dracula: What?
Boom: How is that possible?
FearMe: It was very entertaining to see the footage.
CATerpillar: I don't clean up anything.
NoStarving: Me neither.
Dracula: Me neither.
Boom: Not in a hundred years.
CATerpillar: It looks like a bomb has hit.
FearMe: Worse. But who don't wanna lose their life... job, you should clean up.
FearMyCane:...
FearMe:...
NoStarving: Should I be worried.
GenderlessVoid: I have popcorn.
FearMyCane: Did you say everyone?
FearMe: All except Recovery Girl who don't want to be fired have to clean.
FearMyCane: Who takes care of the child.
FearMe: Everyone except Recovery Girl and Midnight who don't want to be fired have to clean.
CATerpillar: Why is she taking care of him.
GenderlessVoid: Someone wants to take care of him. What Dadzawa.
CATerpillar: DON'T. YOU. DARE
GenderlessVoid: ...Dadzawa
CATerpillar: You are dead
FearMe: Rest in peace
Boom: Should I build you a coffin, you will really need it?
GenderlessVoid is offline
CATerpillar is offline
FearMyCane: How is Izuku?
FearMe: He is over Aizawa's shoulder and complaining
Boom: So still alive
GroupTherapist: At least something.
+18 is online
+18: What's going on now?
NoStarving: Sleeping Beauty has woken up.
+18: Why does Sohota run with his child over his shoulder after 13?
GroupTherapist: He is not his child yet
+18: yet?
GroupTherapist: Do you ask why he is not his child yet or not yet if that means that he will be his child.
+18: First.
FearMe: The adoption papers have not yet been signed.
NoStarving: The boy will be so against it.
FearMyCane: I don't think he's in the situation to say anything against it.
FearMe: He has no right to do anything about it.
Boom: Why do I imagine that you are proud.
FearMe: I am proud. His mother lost the case. The kid is now in UA custody

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