Izuku POV
Slowly I wake up I'm soooo tired I just want to lie down again. I open my eyes and there is a grumpy Ereaserhead reprimanding me. What have I done... Oh yes. I'm sooo tired everything he says goes in one ear and out the other. Did he say anything with more measures?
I was still dizzy.
Was that a purple elephant?
I heard Recovery Girl say something about pain medication that might give me halizunations.
Me: Uhhhh an elephant
Ereaserhead: ...
Recovery Girl: ...
Ereaserhead: How much medication did you give him?
Recovery Girl: It was according to age. And weight. I may have overestimated it.
Me: Hahahahaha
Ereaserhead: ...
Recovery Girl: Let's look on the bright side, at this stage he's not going to end himself.
Ereaserhead: I can finally get some rest.
Recovery Girl: You look very exhausted.
Ereaserhead: It's not my fault that as soon as I take a little break someone jumps out the window.
Me: Hahahahaha
Ereaserhead: That's not funny.
Me: I can fly
Recovery Girl: No you can't
Me: Yes you can
Ereaserhead: No
Me: I'll prove it
Ereaserhead: NO!
Recovery Girl: Forget what I said about him not killing himself at that stage. He's going to do it.
Me: Weeeeee. I fly
Ereaserhead: ...Sigh
Me: There is a black cat...
Recovery Girl: Pfff- he called you cat.
Me: And an old witch.
Ereaserhead: ...
Recovery girl:...
Ereaserhead: Don't kill him
Recovery girl: I am trying.
Ereaserhead: Remember how long we tried to stop him from ending himself. You don't want to end him now after you had to heal him so often.
Me: Hahahahaha
Midnight: Did you put him on drugs.
Ereaserhead: Pain medication
Recovery girl: How long have you been here.
Ereaserhead: She snuck in and tried to be quiet so we wouldn't see her
Me: It's a yellow caterpillar surely it will be a beautiful butterfly.
I point to the yellow caterpillar or cocoon, maybe the butterfly has already gone out. The shell is gigantic. I'm sure it could fit a whole person inside.
Midnight: Ereaserhead is the butterfly.
Ereaserhead: ...Seriously
Recovery Girl: I know you haven't had your caffe yet, but don't throw her out the window.
Ereaserhead: Hey Izuku do you want to see who the butterfly is. Because unlike you, Nemuri can fly. She just needs to be thrown out of the window.
Midnight runs out screaming and Ereaserhead runs after her.
Me:...
Recovery Girl: ...
Me: I'm a tree
Recovery Girl: Yes Izuku you are a tree now stay on the ground like one.
Izuku: After I jumped out of the window
Recovery Girl: Sigh...I should have known you were way more underweight than I expected.
Me: Weeeeee. I can fly.
Recovery girl: No! no you can't
3 POV
EardrumDestroyer: Mic
FearMe: Nezu
FearMyCane: Recovery Girl
CATerpillar: Eraserhead
PewPewPew: Snipe
MassProduction: Ectoplasm
+18: Midnight
NoStarving: Lunch Rush
Boom: Power Loader
GroupTherapist: Hound Dog
Wall: Cementoss
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
Dracula: Vlad King
SkinnyMight: All Might
IHateEveryone: Izuku
New Staff Chat
FearMyCane: I need some help. Izuku is learning to fly.
MassProduction: What do you mean?
FearMyCane: He thinks he can fly.
Boom: Is he on drugs.
FearMe: Pain medication.
FearMyCane: It wasn't that much.
IHateEveryone is online
IHateEveryone changed the username to BuTtErFlY
Dracula: Just a little bit, really.
BuTtErFlY: I'm going to fly off. Uhhhhhhhhh
GenderlessVoid: Should I be worried.
BuTtErFlY: Weeeeeeeeeeeee. I fly
Everyone:...
PewPewPew: How much drugs did he take.
FearMyCane: Sleeping medication.
BuTtErFlY: I am gonna jump.
CATerpillar is online
CATerpillar: NO!
BuTtErFlY: Let it gooooooooooooooo, Let it goooooooooooo~
CATerpillar: Sigh. I am coming.
EardrumDestroyer is online
BuTtErFlY: Let it goooooooooooo
EardrumDestroyer: You gave the kid drugs?
FearMyCane: How often do I have to repeat myself?...PAIN MEDICATION
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