Aizawa POV
How! How! The boy managed to knock out Zashi and Hitoshi. Zashi is a pro hero. How could a boy knock out an adult man? A boy with a broken leg. What surprises me is that I didn't hear anything. Zashi would have surely screamed. Hitoshi would have definitely made a noise or tried to use his quirk against him. When I arrived, he had just opened the window lock and jumped out. I ran to the window to catch him at the last moment so he wouldn't fall.
Do I have to keep the child in the basement so he doesn't jump out of a window? How, just how could he knock out an adult man? He's just an injured child. I was so relieved when my scarf caught him.
When I pulled him up and bombarded him with questions, he just looked at me angrily.
Me: How! How?
Problem Child: I took a swing and jumped out of the window.
Me: You know what I mean, how did you knock out the two of them?
Problem Child: How do you know they're just unconscious and not dead?
I immediately go to feel for a pulse.
Me: Ha. Ha very funny.
Problem Child: Hahahahahah you should've seen your face. The emo hobo showing emotions.
Me: Sigh. You're trying to give me a heart attack, aren't you?
Problem Child: Hahahahahahahahahah don't worry, you're not the person I want to kill.
I could see that laughing was hurting him.
Me: Did you get hurt when I caught you with the scarf?
Problem Child: just a few bumps on my ribs.
Me: Everything you say is usually underated so I assume they're broken.
Problem Child: Not really
Me: Sigh. Really?
Problem Child: Maybe a little cracked.
Me: I'm not letting you out of my sight anymore.
Problem Child: Boomer
3 POV
EardrumDestroyer: Mic
FearMe: Nezu
FearMyCane: Recovery Girl
CATerpillar: Eraserhead
PewPewPew: Snipe
MassProduction: Ectoplasm
+18: Midnight
NoStarving: Lunch Rush
Boom: Power Loader
GroupTherapist: Hound Dog
Wall: Cementoss
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
Dracula: Vlad King
SkinnyMight: All Might
Kid: Izuku
New Staff Chat
CATerpillar is online
CATerpillar: He tried.
GenderlessVoid: What that's terrible.
+18: How did that happen.
CaATerpillar: He jumped out of the window.
FearMyCane: Oh my
CATepillar: He knocked out Zashi and Hitoshi.
FearMe: Interesting
Dracula: Why am I not surprised.
CATerpillar: Add new Injurien to the list of injuries.
NoStarving: Has the boy eaten anything yet.
CATerpillar: An apple I managed to convince him after a long debate that he won't manage Go die of starvation and will just cause problems. Now he's planning new methods.
Boom: As you said it, I'm imagining him writing plans and devising ways.
CATerpillar: He is
Boom: ...
GenderlessVoid: Take away his plans!
FearMe: Let him have the plans. When he's making plans, it means he's not ending himself in that moment. Take them away at the end. I want to see them.
CATerpillar: I won't take them away from him, he'll probably start a fight.
GenderlessVoid: You want to let him keep the plans.
CATerpillar: No. Can you come by to put him to sleep?
+18: Sure
CATerpillar: He said his ribs are a bit cracked. So they're probably severely broken.
CATerpillar is offline
GenderlessVoid: Do you think something happened that he's offline.
FearMe: He's with the kid. So yes
Aizawa POV
I felt a slight breeze on my neck so I turned around and it was just a hit on the shoulder. The kid tried to hit my neck. Hmmm, he knows where the pressure points are if I did't turend around he woud have probably knocked me out. I grab his hand and push him to the ground I have a firm grip on him.

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