splatoon x reader (yeah i know its such a creative title)

chapter 9: As Calm As You Can Get Before The Storm

It appears that I have succumbed to the labyrinthine depths of madness, my once "rational mind" now ensnared by the insidious tendrils of insanity

The delicate equilibrium of my thoughts has been irrevocably shattered, leaving me adrift in a tempestuous sea of bewildering delusions and fragmented realities

The ethereal whispers of sanity have long since faded, replaced by a cacophony of dissonant voices and erratic visions that defy the very essence of reason!!!

Despite my perceived eccentricity, I possess the uncanny ability to craft narratives of unparalleled brilliance!!!

Punis

Y/N pov:

He laid in bed, thinking about...........................stuff.

Trust me, y'all don't want to know what he's thinking about.

BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN agent 4 busts. through his door wearing only a crop top and some shorts. because she don't give a fuck about what she wears around Y/N.

Agent 4: GOOOOOD morning, my faaaaaavorite human in the whole wide world!!!

Y/N: Ughhh why are you here?

He said while rubbing his crusty ass eyes.

Agent 4: I just wanted to say goodmorning to my new roommate! and i also wanted to "thank you" for letting me stay here at this nice ass mansion!

She said while sitting at the edge of his bed.

Y/N: *groan* could you like, leave?

Agent 4: nah! i want you to show me around this place!

As she was talking y/n burried his head in his pillow to try to block out her voice.

Y/N: Nah, i sleep.

She was a bit dissapointed and was about to leave to let him sleep but before she did, she looked over at y/n with a devious grin and she knew a VERY effective way to get him outta bed.

Agent 4: Welp y/n. you've forced my hand!

Right after saying this she lets out probably THE most lewd and loud moan y/n has EVER heard and trust me, he has heard PLENTY of them!

Y/N: AYOOO, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Agent 4: OOH~ Y/N YOUR SO BIG~

Y/N: DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHAT THE HELL?!

One millisecond later he heard pearl and marina rushing to his room.

Pearl: i KNEW it was a bad choice to have her stay here!

Marina: Please tell me they're not doing what i think they're doing!

Pearl busts into y/n's room with a fucking gun! and marina slowly peaks in and is relieved to see that nothing happened between 4 and y/n.

Agent 4 was sitting at the edge of y/n's bed, laughing her ass off.

Agent 4: HOLY SHIT! you two REALLY thought that we were doing something weird, huh?

Marina: i m-mean we heard moans and uhh... sugestive stuff so of course we did!

Y/N: Agent 4... what is wrong with you?

Pearl then aimed her gun at Y/N which didn't faze him at all

Pearl: So nothing happened, right?

Y/N: YES!!! nothing happened!