So the other day i was walking down the street at night for some reason and as im walking past an alleyway i notice a jar on the ground that was full of some mysterious white stubstance
so i obviously picked it up and took a sniff and a sip and that's when i got to the conclusion that it was filled to the brim with straight up CUM
and for the 100% of people who are wondering if i took the jar home, no i unfortunately did not.
im sorry
Callie Pov:
I stood there observing the two who had generously saved my life.
My eyes glued onto the Human, staring at his charming appearance.
His Enchanting eyes staring to god knows where as i simply stood there and looked into his beautiful eyes.
it was as if time had slowed down...
"Oh how i wish they were staring into mine" i thought to myself.
Even tho we haven't even met yet, i knew he was the one for me...
Callie: Hey...
I say towards the human with a small smile on my face while shyly looking down to the ground.
Callie: What's your name?
Y/N: It's Y/N...
...Y/N... that name... it stood in my head for a while...
"what a magnificent name" i thought to myself.
OH and what an enchanting voice he had!
Callie: Nice to meetcha!
I say with an excited tone, trying to get him to like me immediately.
since first impressions are always important!
At the same time, i reach my hand out for a handshake even tho i never do handshakes, i wanted to feel his soft skin against mine.
His hand shook mine...
I could feel the electricity flowing between us, making me shiver in excitement... it was love at first sight.
I knew that it was strange to fall for someone i just met... especially a human... but OH i just COULDN'T control my feelings
Y/N Pov:
He stood there, looking down at Callie as she stood there and looked up at him with a big smile
Y/N: Uuhhh... She good?
Marie: Ay! stop ogling at Y/N!
She said while snapping her fingers in front of Callie's face, making her eventually stop looking at him and blush with embarrassment
Callie: Oh! sorry heehee!
Agent 4: Soooo what do we do now?
Marie: I dunno...
Y/N: .............
Marie: .............
Callie: We should go celebrate!
Agent 4: Sure Im down!
Y/N: Ahhh yeah sorryyy, me and 4 kinda need to leave. our ride home is waiting in the square right now...
Hearing this made Callie really upset and frown and made Agent 4 check her phone.
Agent 4: Oh shiiit your right its already almost night...
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splatoon x reader (yeah i know its such a creative title)
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