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y/n pov:
y/n, pearl and marina have just gotten to the limo that was waiting for the three.
marina sat next to him while pearl sat in the front and once they were all inside, the driver rode of presumably towards pearl's mansion.
as the car drove down the streets of inkopolis the big city looked very nice at night with all of the bright neon colours as he looked out the car window, with his head resting on his hand.
it felt like he was gonna doze off at any second but thankfully marina started yapping.
Marina: so what's your name?
y/n: my name-a y/n.
marina: alright...
silence
pearl:... can you two PLEASE start talking! the silence is killing me.
marina: what are we supposed to talk about?
pearl: quite literally anything!
marina: fine! hey y/n wh-
she was about to ask him something but he was already out cold.
marina: greeeaat.
the rest of the car ride was mostly silent except for marina and pearl talking a bit to each other, mostly about how weird yet sorta attractive humans look.
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thy car has arrived at the destination point, and of course y/n was still sleeping. (sleepy ahh mf)
marina lightly taps his shoulder trying to get him to wake up and since it doesn't work, pearl gets out the car and opens the door he was leaning on. letting him fall to the ground.
y/n: *groans* i think i died and went to heaven because i'm seeing two angels.
the only reason he said that was because of how tired he is and he also gave them both finger guns which makes both of them blush a bit.
marina: i th-think he's j-just saying that because he's tired.
pearl: uh-huh and even if he did die, he would probably end up somewhere much hotter with flames.
y/n: jeez, calm down!
marina: yeah that was a bit uncalled for, pearl.
pearl: whateves! get up!
it was a bit hard for him to get back on his feet, but when he does, his jaw drops at the sight of the big ass mansion.
y/n: holy shit! I know I'm supposed to be sad and all because I'm the last human. but i don't think I'm gonna be sad at all, if this is where I'm gonna be living!
hearing this makes pearl grow a satisfied smile.
pearl: i know, it's amazing right?
y/n: nah this ain't amazing this is magnificent!
pearl: just wait until you see the inside!
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the three of them have successfully walked into the massive mansion and the inside was just as breathtaking as the outside.
marina: how's about me and pearl give you a little tour of the place?
y/n: normally i'd say yes but i think i might die of hunger any second now.
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