OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!
i now understand why girls don't like it when you nut in their hair!
so i was just beating my meat and then i ACCIDENTALLY nutted directly into my face and HAIR!
and GOD i never wanna get a facial from my self AGAIN!!!
i had to use the shower to clean the nut out of my hair at 3 in the morning! 😭😭😭
Life is awful and unfair
BACK AT IT AGAIN, in Marie's apartment
Agent 4 was dying on the couch she had slept on last night.
after a while of laying there Y/N busted
Out of Callie's room and walked over to the living room and sat down on a different couch than the one of Agent 4 was one cuz i don't think anyone is gonna sit there again after what she was doing last night.
Agent 4: YoOo! Good morning my guy!
Y/N: Yo.
Agent 4: So how was sleeping with callie?
Y/N: it was... it was awfu- actually it was pretty nice!
Agent 4: Ain't no way! are you serious?! i was expecting you to say it was the worst experience of your life because exaggerations are SO funny!
Y/N: Nah. there was like air conditioning and cool shit! and to be honest, cuddling with someone is comfy as hell
Agent 4: Grossssssss. i would NEVER do something so sinful! *fake gags cutely*
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The night before
Callie pov: (btw every time we get Callie pov the writing style will change to be more corny and weird because i've actually got a SHRED of creativity unlike SOME splatoon writers that everyone knows)
oh~... I've done it... I've gotten the man of my dreams in my own bedroom... i don't really know why i like him so much... probably just because he kinda hot... also kinda fun to be around...
I lay there in the same bad as him... hands lightly touching.... oh! how i could FEEL the electricity and chemistry flowing between us.
Body also slightly touching.
Callie: So... Y/N~ what do you think of my lil room?~
Y/N: It's pretty sick in all honesty! love how messy it is.
Callie: Awwwww thank youuuuuu~ i don't try my best!
Oh my... he complimented my room. how his words send a shiver down my spine~
Callie: By the way im gonna be on my phone for at least a few hours before i go to sleep so i hope you dont mind!
Y/N: Nah i usually do the same thing.
Callie: NO way! reeeeeaaaally????
We've got so much in common. i thought to myself while biting my lips.
knowing that we were basically the same person got me really w- NO! i can't be thinking such things! not yet at least!
Callie: HMMMM On second thought... im preeeetty tired right now...
I was exhausted in fact... and i suddenly got an exciting idea... a very devious idea.
Callie: Hey uhh c-could i get more comfortable?
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