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Yelling....?

"YOU ARE THE WORST ROBOT FIXER EVER!!" Alice yelled. What?

"Hey!!! At least you look normal again!! I think I did a pretty good job, considering you had a giant hole through your chest!!" Yuki retorted.

"YOU USED KETCHUP AS A LUBRICANT FOR THE GEARS!!!" Alice screamed.

"I couldn't find any oil or whatever!!" Yuki yelled.

"And you did find ketchup?!! it'll get all sticky!!! And yuki.... I CAN FEEL NOW." Alice said.

"What? Couldn't you always feel?!"

"No!!! No I couldn't!!!!! I'm not supposed to feel cold!!! Or heat!!!! What did you do to me!?!?!!"

"You could to!! You were telling me you didn't know when you would get feeling back!!"

"For pain! Not cold heat or emotions!!!! WITCH I NOW KINDA CAN!!!"

"You could always feel emotions!!!"

"No I couldn't!"

"Yes you could!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!!"

"YES!!" Yuki took a deep breath. "How is that a problem anyway? Aren't you more human now If you can feel more? Temperature and pain? Shouldn't that be a good thing?"

Alice opened her mouth, but then closed it. She looked irritated. "Shudup." She said.

I yawned. Both of them looked over at me. "Oh sorry, did we wake you?" Yuki said. Alice stuck her young out at Yuki when she wasn't looking.

I nodded. We were still behind the trash can. "Well... Come on, let's go. Yuki almost walked out of the alley with her tail out, but Alice pulled on it to remind her.

"Thank you so much" yuki snarled. Alice looked smug.

"You guys have a really bad life plan....." Calcifer said appearing out of no where

"Wha?" Yuki said

"What are you doing? Are you just gonna wander around aimlessly the rest of your lives? Uuuhhhggg." Calcifer said.

"Well.... Yeah, I guess. What else should we do?" Yuki said. "And what the heck? Where were you when Alice got shot?"

"I wa- wait what? Are you guys ok?" Calcifer floated over to Alice and stuck his head inside her chest. She jumped back in surprise. "Ketchup...?" He said in a confused voice.

Alice swung had arm through Calcifers head. "Ask yuki!!" She hissed.

Calcifer laughed. "Really Yuki? Ketchup?"

"There was noting else!!!" Yuki shouted.

"Well, the reason I was disappearing so much was-" Calcifer started.

"Because your a background character?" Yuki piped up.

"Wha, no! Its because.... Your three are going to school!!!" He said happily.

"Nope." Yuki said.

"Declined." Alice said.

"Well what about angel? She needs to learn to fit in right? What better place then a school!? And I'll stalk her constantly! She'll be fine! And if you guys go to, she'll surely be alright!" He chirped.

"School...?" I said.

"Well... It would help her..." Yuki grumbled.

"You can decide stupid dog, I'm going to go read a book." Alice said, already opening her book she always had.

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