A: That was an interesting poem. Very poetic. Not quite epic. Not at all polemic. But I appreciate the effort. (I tried to find another word that rhymed with epic, polemic, and poetic, but couldn't think of anything. Effortic? That isn't a word.) I also appreciate that you seem to know your cock rings. Or did you look them up for the purposes of the poem? If you did, would you mind telling me how you got past Collaborate Plus? I can't even look up a recipe for chocolate cake without it setting off a security alarm, so I don't think it would let me look up cock rings. BTW, did you hear about the other item they found in here?
C: I didn't look up cock rings on any device with Collaborate Plus installed on it. I also didn't look up cock rings ;) Those were already in my "wheelhouse of knowledge", as they say. And I did hear about the other item! I even saw it! I knew what it was right away. Made me feel a bit dirty to be the only one who knew. I wonder where the other half went
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