3rd POV
Katie rushes back to her seat holding some paper whilst cracking her neck literally
Katie Killjoy: Welcome back "She fixes her neck" So, Charlotte
Charlie smiles nervously as a spotlight goes on her
Charlie: It's... Charlie
Katie Killjoy: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!
Katie tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen really tight
Charlie: "She looks towards Vaggie who motions for her to continue" Well, "she clears her throat and exhales" As most of you know I was born here in Hell, and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.
Katie spots a slug on her desk and kills it with her pen, while the blood from the slug bursts everywhere
Charlie: Hell is my home and- "She gets splattered with the slug blood and wipes it off" you are my people. We... we just went through another Extermination.
Charlie looks at Vaggie to see her giving her a thumbs up while Katie starts dozing off
Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! "she slams her fist down on the table instantly waking up killjoy and walking up from her desk" I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? "she walks around the audience" Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? "she throws her arm around one of the News Cast crew" Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! "she returns to sit down at Killjoy's desk" Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners! (quick thing anyone else notice Blitz there or is that just me)
The broadcast is being shown to other demons at The Radio Shack, while others are watching in the streets and anywhere else in Hell, and all the silence makes Charlie start to lose her confidence
Charlie: Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily...
At the radio shack demons start making fun of Charlie
Lizard Demon: Ahahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks- "he tries to hold in his laugh" You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, She's nuts. "he walks out of the club with Zeezi and another demon"
(question who in the actual fuck is this Zeezi demon he/she was just at Carmilla's now he/she is at a club WHAT) Anyway back at the news station
Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!
back at Radio Shack, a mysterious figure walks up beside other demons seeing Charlie's broadcast including a demon beside him named Crymini
Cameraman Demon: "he snickers" Stupid Bitch
beside him, Vaggie heard him and punched him square in the face
Charlie: "She looks around saddened" Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.
Razzle and Dazzle are alerted to Charlie's signal about to sing and fly up to her to provide backup vocals while Vaggie facepalms
Vaggie: Oh, no...
(for the simple fact I am way too lazy to write this whole entire goddamn song)
Charlie finishes the song rather exhausted while everyone in the news station looks at her in disgust and disbelief
Top Hat Demon: Wow! ...That was shit!
Everyone starts laughing including Killjoy and Trench while Charlie looks crushed and slumps back in her seat there was also some demons booing at her and other demons look uninterested
Katie Killjoy: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! "she continues to laugh"
Charlie: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!
Katie Killjoy: "She feigns shock" Oh? And who might that be?
Charlie: "She tries to look smug and confident" Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!
Tom Trench: The Porn Star?
Katie Killjoy: "She turns to Tom menacingly" You fucking would, Tom! "she turns back to Charlie" In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube.
Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! "she begins to count on her fingers" He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.
News Staff: Breaking News
Killjoy shoves Charlie off the desk
Katie Killjoy: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.
The live feed then shows Angel Dust stepping on an egg boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat
Charlie: Oh... shit.
Angel Dust in the feed: I'm a bad person!
Katie Killjoy: "oh Shit" Indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than "she feigns a gasp" porn actor, Angel Dust! "she turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist" What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now.
Killjoy and Trench start to laugh at Charlie whilst doing jazz hands
Killjoy and Trench: Ratings!
Charlie stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view
Charlie: Don't look at this!
Katie Killjoy: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival "She starts to loom over Charlie" Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure
everyone starts to laugh at Charlie as soon as Katie says that
Charlie: "She tries to think of a comeback" Yeah, well... "she looks around and grabs Killjoy's pen" How does it feel that I've got your pen, huh?! ...Bitch!
everyone instantly stops laughing while Katie and Tom give death glares to Charlie
Charlie: 'She chuckles nervously and puts Killjoy's pen back down" Ehehe... Oops.
Tom runs off the set while Katie's demonic form reveals itself and she and Charlie get into a fistfight.
A/n another chapter done yay I hope you all enjoy it and Peace out my cub scouts also quick thing ignore my question about who Zeezi is because I just remembered she was that overlord that giant dinousar looking overlord at the meeting so ignore that!
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