Part 3: Welcome To Heaven

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Faith's POV

a little while later after Adam and Lute left, Charlie and SC came back saying the meeting was about to start. We walk into the meeting room sitting down in our seats when Adam walks by to his seat next to Lute

Charlie: Oh no, not him again!

Adam flies up and sits down next to Lute

Adam: What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen.

SC: And I see you went to our manager, Low blow. Ken!

I lightly snicker at that while Adam crosses his arms mumbling under his breath

Sera: We are gathered here today to determine whether a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this Hazbin Hotel. Princess Morningstar?

Charlie: "She sighs" Thank you, Seraphim. "She clears her throat" Websters dictionary defines redemption as-

Adam: Objection, Lame and unoriginal.

Sera: Sustained. No further dictionary references please.

Charlie: Right, ok, uh, uh... uhhmmmmm...

Charlie shuffles through her cards which quite ironically all contain dictionary references from beside me I could hear SC mumbling to himself

SC: I really should have helped you write those. "He sighs"

Adam: If you have actual evidence, then show it already.

Charlie: We have a patron right now who is making incredible progress!

Adam: Who?

Charlie: Angel Dust.

Adam: Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed. *Blows raspberry*

SC: "Mumbling to himself" I am having serious deja vu right now.

Charlie: Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?

Adam: Uhmm... w-w-well... uhh...

Sera: Is everything ok, Adam?

Adam: Give me a fucking minute, ok? *mutters*

Adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of papaer before teloporting it over to Vaggie

Vaggie: Act selfless, Don't steal, stick it to the man. Are you fucking kidding me?

Faith: Let me see that "I grab the paper reading before scoffing" Is this some kind of fucking joke!?

Adam: Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it? "He laughs nervously" Right, Sera?

Faith: "I scoff" Please, no it didn't, the only reason you got up here is because you were the first man you got some kind of speacial fucking treatment.

Sera: Faith, he was the first human soul up here...

Faith: Just as I said, you proved my point Sera, special treatment.

Charlie: Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!

Adam: Then let's fucking see it bruh! "He snaps his fingers" 

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