3rd POV
Purple-red smoke transitions to Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb at the turf war
Cherri Bomb: Heyyy, thanks for the backup, Angie!
Angel Dust laughs while Cherri fires a rocket launcher
Angel Dust: you kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!
Cherri Bomb: "She launches another Cherri bomb" Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.
Angel Dust: "he lights another bomb and hands it to her" Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads and a dude are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.
they both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them then grin at each other as they jump into the field while Angel continues to shoot an egg boi with a M1928 Thompson
Angel Dust: Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... His words, not mine. "he steps onto a broken tile launching an egg boi airborne and shooting him from behind as he sighs again" These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!
Cherri bomb: "She laughs in disbelief while smiling" Ho-ly shit
Angel Dust: "he looks at the leftover smudge on his finger as he destroys an incoming egg boi" Well sorta clean just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!
Angel then gets chained and thrown to the side by Pentious
Angel Dust: "he raises an eyebrow" Ohh!~ Harder, Daddy! (this is the best part I swear LOL🤣💜)
Sir Pentious: " he thinks he's being serious" Son?!
Angel lowers his eyebrow in disbelief while Cherri kicks Sir Pentious and fries Angel While Pentious gets up and his hood flares open
Sir Pentious: Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle! "he adjusts his tie" (ya sure about dat my dude)
Cherri Bomb: Or the side that ain't dead! "she decapitates an Egg Boi"
Angel stands up while removing the chains that are around him (I'm I the only one who finds like a double meaning in there or I'm I just dumb tell me)
Angel Dust: Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?
Sir Pentious: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?
Angel Dust: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?
A sign that says Loser is in the background while an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast Angel had just given to Pentious
Egg Boi #45: Oooooh! "a pebble gets thrown at him by Pentious"
Sir Pentious is now really angry!
Sir Pentious: I'm going to blow you to bitssss!
Angel Dust: "Eyes him up and down" Hm, Kinky!
Sir Pentious: Oh, not like that! "his hood flares open again in anger while he knocks over an Egg boi" Pervert!
Angel sees an egg boi with a tentacle launcher causing him to push cherri out of the way in fear while he gets himself tangled up
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