3rd POV
Alastor escorts Charlie and SC down the streets listening to Charlie while simultaneously cleaning his monocle.
Charlie: Three years! THREE YEARS I've been sharing my life with her, and I tell her EVERYTHING! My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits, what fucking DEODORANT I like, and she keeps something, like this, from ME? Why would she lie for so long? Did she think I wouldn't accept her? What about me—me—says un-understanding? *pauses* misunderstanding *pauses* dis-under, wait wh-
She pauses looking at their current location
Charlie: Where are we?
SC: "He comes out of his thoughts" Yeah, actually, what is this place?
Alastor: Cannibal Town! There's a friend of mine I think you two should meet.
Charlie: In Cannibal Town? But it's, it's...
SC: Huh, it's surprisingly nice here.
Alastor: Isn't it though? And it's all thanks to a very special someone.
Alastor opens the door for Charlie and SC as they enter Rosie's Emporium, where they meet the Cannibal Overlord herself at her desk speaking to a young woman at the front of a long line.
Rosie: Well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! Hehe, I tell ya what, you bring ol' tall dark, and armless to me, and I'll straighten him right out, Okay sweetie? *gives her card* Now here's my card a- *notices Alastor* Oh, my, stars! Do my eyes deceive me? *peeks through crowd* Alastor? *makes her way through* Alastor! Where have you been? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and- *notices Charlie* Oh. Who's this ya brought with you? Come now, Alastor, she's much too young for you! *Charlie rolls her eyes* Oh I'm just kidding. I know you're an Ace in the hole.
Alastor: "He doesn't understand" A what now?
Rosie: But where are your manners, mister? Introduce us why don't you?
Alastor: Ahh, yes. Charlie, SC, this is Rosie, "Rosie curtsies" the most darling, delightful, and dangerous overlord this side of the pentagram!
Rosie: Oh! Always such a charmer.
Alastor: And Rosie, it's my pleasure to introduce to you "He pushes Charlie in front of him" to Princess Charlie Morningstar. Daughter of Lucifer and her to the throne of hell! And this is SC "He pushes SC in front of him as well" a very good friend of Miss Morningstar.
Charlie: How do you do? "She waves nervously"
SC: Nice to meet you, Rosie.
Rosie: Well well! Isn't this a regal surprise! "She pushes the two to her desk" Come in! Come in! Can I offer you two something to eat? I'm sure I have a leg around here or somethin'. Oh, what am I thinkin'? "She pokes Charlie's stomach" Small thing like you? You're probably watchin' your figure! How bout some nice pinkie fingers instead?
As Rosie spoke she got out a box of pinkie fingers in little pink wrappers
Charlie: Um...No. no, thank you, though.
SC: Yeah...no thank you, ma'am.
Rosie: "She puts the box away" Oh look at you two "She pats their heads" so polite! Alastor, you could learn a thing o' two.
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