3rd POV
Vaggie sits in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room.
Alastor: Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?
Vaggie: Ugh, este pendejo (This asshole)... Why are you even here?
Alastor takes a seat on the couch next to Vaggie
Alastor: For the Entertainment.
Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures.
Alastor: I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and "His shadow disappears" fail spectacularly like you are doing now. Good job!
Vaggie, angry by Alastor's carefree insults stands up and points the camera toward him
Vaggie: And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that-
As Vaggie is panning the camera up to Alastor's face, it glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the sparking camera onto the floor.
Vaggie: UGH!
Alastor: I wouldn't try that, my dear "He points to his face" tHiS fAcE wAs MaDe FoR rAdIo
As Alastor explains, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and everything goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie. She has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him.
Vaggie: That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "She imitates Alastor's voice" "entertaining" "She goes back to her normal voice" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?
As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor watches her with narrowed eyes.
Alastor: "He shrugs" Fair enough "he approaches her" I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal.
Vaggie: Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?
Alastor: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again.
Vaggie has second thoughts on letting Alastor do the work for her.
Alastor: Or...Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice. (I just realized something, was Alastor gaslighting her?!)
Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before making her decision.
Vaggie: "She sighs" Fine.
Vaggie picks up the camera and places it in Alastor's hand, where green energy skulls start swirling around it.
Alastor: Now then!
Alastor evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty, and dressing up everyone like a 50s-style film crew. Ink demons are conjured up as additional film crew members.
Vaggie: Alright everyone! Let's make a fucking commercial.
Back at the meeting Charlie and SC looked bored as hell, SC's phone had died and he didn't bring his charger not expecting the meeting to be this long so They were both forced to listen to another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity.
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The Two Halves: A Hazbin Hotel OC Story (Book 1/?)
FanfictionA young girl who became a half demon/half angel and stayed in heaven till she found out her friend Vagetha and someone who is just like her are down in hell she breaks the rules of heaven and goes down there finding out about this she got banished a...
