Part 3: Dad Beat Dad

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3rd POV

before the song

SC: Quick take out your phone again!

Faith: OK! "She takes out her hellphone to record the song and turns to SC," You think this will become a custody battle for Charlie?

SC: Oh most definitely 

🎶Lucifer🎶

🎶Looks like you could use some help🎶

🎶from the big boss of hell himself!🎶

🎶Check out daddy's glowing reviews on yelp🎶

Faith: He has yelp?!

🎶Lucifer Puppets🎶

🎶Fave stars!🎶

🎶Flawless!🎶

🎶Greater than great!🎶

🎶Lucifer🎶

🎶with a punch of a pentagram🎶

🎶A wap! Bam Boom! Alakazam!🎶

🎶Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb🎶

🎶But you get the family rate🎶

🎶Lucifer/Charlie🎶

🎶Thanks Dad!🎶

🎶Lucifer🎶

🎶Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef🎶

🎶Lucifer look-a-likes🎶

🎶Woh-oh-oh🎶

🎶Lucifer🎶

🎶Michelin tasting menu free a la carte🎶

🎶I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref!🎶

🎶Champang fountains, caviar mountains🎶

🎶That's just to start!🎶

🎶Alastor🎶

🎶Who's been here since day one🎶

SC: Fucking knew it!

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