What IF

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A/N What if a song battle had broken out between Vaggie and Lute at the start of their fight?

Lute: I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face.

Vaggie: Try it, bitch!

🎶Lute🎶

🎶I know you used to respect me🎶

🎶We fought on the same team🎶

🎶But you didn't have what it takes🎶

YOU'RE WEAK

🎶A traitor to heaven🎶

🎶Your status has lessened🎶

🎶So I'm gonna make sure you pay🎶

🎶Vaggie🎶

🎶Call yourself an angel🎶

🎶But I know that you're deeply corrupted inside🎶

🎶Way worse than a sinner🎶

🎶You've convinced yourself that you fight for the right side🎶

🎶Down here I've seen the light🎶

🎶You're the one who ain't thinking right🎶

🎶Mad that I'm acting respectless🎶

🎶Well there's just no way I'm respecting this🎶

🎶Lute🎶

🎶You will never escape who you are🎶

🎶You used to slaughter them🎶

🎶Can't you see that your life's bizarre🎶

🎶In love with the princess🎶

🎶Your relationship is just blasphomous🎶

🎶Don't care if you are respectless🎶

🎶I'll exterminate you just like all those other pests🎶

🎶Vaggie🎶

🎶Like you'd ever stand a chance against me🎶

🎶Stabbed me in the back and left me to bleed🎶

🎶never followed you're rules🎶

🎶Cuz they're harsh and so cruel🎶

🎶taking orders from a fool🎶

🎶Lute🎶

🎶Oh! You've got quite the nerve🎶

🎶Exorcist is a title you didn't deserve🎶

🎶Got one eye in place🎶

🎶Should've ripped them both out of your face🎶

🎶Vaggie🎶

🎶This job is real life🎶

🎶And I know it's cuz you wanna be Adam's third wife🎶

🎶He likes that you are subservant🎶

🎶Lute🎶

🎶You're mad cuz your life in heaven came to an end🎶

🎶Vaggie🎶

🎶My sights been so clear🎶

🎶They've shown me respect when you taught me fear🎶

🎶Believe what you want to🎶

🎶But I'm gonna beat the living daylight outta you🎶

🎶Lute🎶

🎶Bring it on I've been waiting for this fight🎶

🎶We'll end things here tonight🎶


A/N I hope you guys enjoyed this What IF, Peace Out My Cub Scouts!

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