Poly Mercanies scenarios

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Pixels: Everyone is gay 🏳️‍🌈

Agent Smith: No- Some people are not-

Hunter: We are literally in a poly-relationship

Victim: Hey guys, what did I miss? *Wearing the Poland flag.*

Bathroom Sign: NOT THE POLAND FLAG BOSS-

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*Every mercanies kissing each other and being lovey dovey*

Victim being aroace: This is normal 😊

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TML: *Walking to Victim's office while holding a salad*

TML: *Sees the 4 mercanies fucking each other in a rural room.*

TML: REALLY?! RIGHT IN FRONT OF VICTIM'S SALAD?!

(LORE LORE LORE OF MY OCS YEAHHH)

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