"No, I hear nothing; you sure you're not going crazy?" Said Diddy with a shake of his head as he opened his eyes and looked at Trenza, who furrowed her brows.
"Yes, I'm positive I'm not going crazy, Captain; the voice sounds like that of a child, and she sounds frightened." Said Trenza with a frown as she intently looked out at sea, searching for the origin of the childish voice.
"Tch, a child? Remember what happened last time you tried to help a child? He tried slicing your throat open." Remarked Diddy with a click of his tongue as he folded his arms and eyed Trenza, who shook her head.
"This is different, Captain; this voice is much more childish, like that of a kid, probably no older than 10. Hmm, is that a second voice?" Stated Trenza lightly while frowning as she continued to look out into the sea, only to freeze and squint her eyes.
"So now you're apparently hearing two voices? Did you eat something hallucinogenic by accident? I wouldn't be surprised if there are poisonous sea kings." Remarked Diddy with a raised eyebrow as he looked at Trenza, who suddenly snapped at him in irritation.
"Can you stop making a joke of all this, Captain? I can clearly hear two frightened children, a girl, and a boy; I just can't pinpoint where their voices are coming from; it's like they're coming from every direction, yet it sounds faint and distant." Declared Trenza in annoyance as she glared at Diddy with her three eyes before looking back out to sea with a confused expression.
"Hmph, fine, whatever." Said Diddy with a scoff as he leaned against the mast and closed his eyes, only for him to open them a minute later when he felt Trenza poking him.
"What?" Asked Diddy bluntly as he looked at Trenza, who made her cutest smile while grabbing his hand.
"Do you mind helping me, Captain?" Asked Trenza with a smile as she looked up at Diddy, who seemed utterly unimpressed.
"I don't feel like it." Replied Diddy as he closed his eyes, causing Trenza to pout before she suddenly smirked while taking a page out of Freyja's book.
"Please, Captain? I promise I'll be a good girl." Said Trenza seductively with a heavy blush as she unbuttoned her shirt, revealing her small cleavage to Diddy, who merely gave it a passing glance.
"If you are trying to seduce me, Trenza, you're doing an utterly terrible job; I've lived seven years with Freyja, and five of them have been after she'd eaten her devil fruit. Did you think your child-like body was going to tempt me?" Remarked Diddy ruthlessly in annoyance as he looked at Trenza, who was filled with shame, embarrassment, and anger, though it seemed like he wasn't finished.
"Also, I'm the strongest one here; if I wished to fuck your childish body, I'd do so whenever I wish, not at your discretion. Besides, I'd prefer Janet over you; she's at least got a pretty voluptuous body, and I'd rather have sex with a man before I go anywhere near that disgusting toilet that's called Freyja." Added Diddy as he eyed Trenza, who just collapsed onto the floor, her pride and confidence as a woman having been shattered.
"Ugh, I-I think I-I'll just lay here until I die." Muttered Trenza with a soulless look as she blankly stared into the sky, only for her to suddenly be lifted onto her two feet by Diddy.
"However, because I'm bored and I've got nothing to do, I'll help; though, don't think I'm doing this just because you asked." Remarked Diddy as he gave Trenza a side glance, causing her to pump her fist into the air with a faint smile.
"Hehe, you truly are a tsundere." Muttered Trenza quietly, causing Diddy to growl at her annoyance, prompting her to quickly close her mouth.
"S-So Captain, I know I asked for your help, but how exactly will you help? You can't hear the voices like I can." Asked Trena lightly as she looked at Diddy, who furrowed his brows, pondering her question.
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One Piece: Chaos Kong
FanfikceMeet Jason, soon to be a widely known infamous pirate called Diddy D. Kong, but before we get that far, let's rewind time a few hours. Jason was just your everyday man, maybe not every day, as he was a large man covered in muscles, infatuated with t...