THREE|Send Noodles

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~Episode Two:Renaissance Titties~

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~Episode Two:Renaissance Titties~

After spending Sunday trying to hide her hangover from her parents Joey was actually relieved to be back at school on Monday. She met Quinni and Darren by the school gates where they waited around for Amerie to get there. Quinni was the first to spot the girl and waved her over, "Amerie! Over here!" She called out and the girl smiled as she jogged over to them, "It's our new bestie."

"Morning," Darren greeted her warmly as the four of them shared a group hug, "You ready to make this place your bitch?" Joey asked, recalling her words while leaving the cemetery on Saturday night.

"Hell yeah!"

"That's the spirit," Joey cheered, squeezing Amerie before they all pulled away from the hug.

The sound of boys grunting and laughing pulled their attention to the entrance of the quad where they saw Malakai, Ant, Spider and Dusty all bro-hugging each other and patting each other roughly on the back. Ant jumped up onto Malakai's back and Darren hummed, "Huh, one of my favourite pornos starts the exact same way." they commented before taking a sip from their water bottle.

Amerie frowned, "How is new guy so popular already? I want to bump chests with Dusty." She complained, "I need one of those slap bands."

"Oh sweetie," Darren cooed, "No one's going to sell you that landfill. You're the reason they're in SLTs remember? Come on."

~~~

In SLTs Miss Obah had put on a video in which a woman was going around a restaurant putting her 'noodles' in everyone's bowl. Joey supposed it was meant to be a metaphor but she couldn't quite figure out for what as it wasn't very clear.

"Oh, my god, kill me now," Darren groaned as the video went on. Joey could hear Sasha talking to Missy and Harper about how misogynistic it was and couldn't help but agree.

While most people were watching in disgust, the table of boys at the back of the room seemed to be finding the video amusing and kept laughing loudly.

When the video came to an end Darren raised their hand, "Okay Miss I have literally no idea what that was trying to teach us," they said.

"Yeah, like, were the noodles supposed to be a metaphor?" said Joey, "she was just chucking them at people. I'm lost." 

"Also, why was it the girl who was forcing them to eat her noodles?" Quinni asked.

Sasha turned her head to face her, "Because it's misogynistic propaganda." She said, "women aren't such dick-obsessed idiots."

"Uh, all the ones I've met are," Spider piped up from the back of the classroom. Joey shot him a glare which he pretended to not notice but she could see the corners of his lips twitch upwards.

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