Victoria: Don't tell me to calm down, Abigate-whatever! I thought you were a friend! It just turns out you are just as awful as he is, you two deserve each other! *points an accusing finger at Abigail*
Victoria: What you don't deserve is that hair...
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Allison: That's great! You let Ben and Five know, and I'll try to see if I can get the others for a family dinner!
Victoria: *sarcastically smiles* We'll be in touch.
*Allison bids goodbye to Victoria and Dahlia; walking out of the diner*
*Dahlia raises her hand, gesturing a high-five*
Victoria: Not yet, and never that.
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The Handler: Who's calling?
Victoria: It's your protege... *mouths to Lila* b*tch...
*Lila sniggers*
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Dusk: Victoria, can I talk to you about something?
Victoria: Okay, Five, you are now my human do-not-disturb sign. Guard that door.
*Five willingly goes to shut the door and stand outside*
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Victoria: As much as it pains me to say this...thank you
Dusk: Does this mean you and Dahlia are friends now?
Victoria: Calm down...
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*Victoria comes in to Lila and Diego's kid birthday, as one of the kids runs fast past her*
Victoria: Ow! One of the brats just elbowed me in the lung!
Dusk: I can get you some ice!
Victoria: Sit down!
Grace (supposed name for now): Auntie Victoria!
*The two share a tender hug*
Five: I didn't think you'd come to this...
Victoria: Miss my niece's birthday? You must be joking, babe!
One of the parents: Yeah? Who invited you?
Victoria: My sister. Who happens to be the birthday's girl mother.
Dahlia: So?
Victoria: And, you think you're doing this without me?
Diego: You're the one who stormed out, when I started to talk about it!
*Victoria stares him down, eyes narrowing, as Diego felt himself beginning to shrink into himself*
Diego: I-I feel Victoria should be included...
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Five: *on the phone* Yeah, guess what? You're fired...now go home, and tell your pregnant wife!
Klaus: Jesus...
Victoria: *sighs, dreamily* I love that man...
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Klaus: I-I'm Klaus, the guy from the bar with Dusk. You know her boyfriend?
*Victoria only stares at him with a look that could kill*
Klaus: Dusk let you borrow my hairbrush, can I have it back now?
*The longer Klaus stared at her, the more scared he became*
Klaus: Oh god, I'm sorry! *he runs away*
*Victoria smirks as Klaus runs away*
Victoria: Thanks, Klausy!
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Victoria: I don't sweat...
Dusk: Everyone sweats!
Lila: Not Vic...
Five: Victoria never sweats.
Dusk: What do you mean she never sweats?
Victoria: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.
Dusk: So, what? You're just like...cold-blooded?
Ben: Her? Cold-blooded? Mmm, what a surprise...
*Victoria takes out a pepper spray from her small bag and sprays in Ben's eyes*
*Ben groans in pain from the spray*
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Dusk: I know you don't like all of these women, but could you try, at least? For Grace's sake?
Victoria: Fine, only for my niece...
*She stands up, walking over to everyone*
Five: This is gonna be good...
Victoria: Hey, is that a new top?
Random Mother: Oh, it is. That's nice of-
Victoria: Yikes...
*Ben chokes on his drink, laughing*
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Dahlia: There is no good reason why you and I can't sit together, in this van, and have a conversation?!
Victoria: I got a good reason!
Dahlia: And that is?
Victoria: I don't like you!
Dahlia: Really? You can't think of one thing you like about me?
Victoria: I like when your sad...
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*Dusk and Victoria are at the bar with Klaus and Five, the two girls going to buy some drinks for them. Two boys then come over and start to bother the redhead and phoenix, the two giving looks like they want to destroy them in a heartbeat*
Klaus: Let's kick their butts then!
Five: Relax, they've got this...
*Victoria then elbows one in the gut, him tumbling the floor, and then she lets Dusk slam the others head onto the empty table behind them*
Victoria: Don't temp Tele Girl and The Phoenix...
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Victoria: Aw, there's the grieving...uh, are you even blonde anymore?
*Dahlia wipes a tear, and crosses her arms*
Victoria: Didn't Ben just get out of jail?
Dahlia: Why don't you back off, she-devil?
Victoria: Maybe it's best we don't say that; so you can forget about that pathetic guy
Dahlia: Ben is a good man!
Victoria: Oh please, we both know the difference between good and good in bed
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Luther: Out of curiosity, what did you have?
Victoria: More balls than all of you Umbrella men put together. That's why Victoria Wilson always wins.
