DS!Shine: Damn, the power went out.
DS!Shade: Don't worry, I got this.
DS!Shade: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
DS!Shine: What-?
DS!Shade: I swallowed a glow stick!
DS!Shine, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
they were in their room as 6 year olds and the power went out due to severe weather and Shade thought it was a good idea at the time. they had to go to the hospital to get the glowstick out
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DS!Nightmare: When I see really attractive people like Ink, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be sacrificed for their beauty.
DS!Error: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive.
DS!Shine: Works for me.
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DS!Shade: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...
DS!Nightmare: What's updog?
DS!Shade: Shine! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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DS!Ink: Oh no! I'm doomed!
DS!Dream: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Blue at their own memorial service.
DS!Ink: Exactly! It's impossible!
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DS!Blue: What are you guys doing?
DS!Shade: Like in life in general or-
DS!Nightmare: Not much. Why, what's up?
DS!Blue: I dunno, I'm bored playing AC.
DS!Nightmare: Assassins Creed?
DS!Blue: Animals Creed.
DS!Shade: Assassins Crossing.
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DS!Error: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Nightmare and Ink's convo?
DS!Cross: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
DS!Shade: I'm in the washing machine.
DS!Dream: I'm in the closet.
DS!Cross: We accept you Dream. <3
DS!Dream: No I'm literally in the closet.
DS!Cross: Love is love. <3
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DS!Shade, teaching DS!Ink to drive: Okay, you're driving and Shine and father walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
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Dreamswap Incorrect Quotes
Hayran Kurguthis will have Dreammare and various joke ships as these are all incorrect quotes for my Dreamswap au that has Ds!Shade and Ds!Shine in it - both of who are kids of Nightmare and Dream from Dreamswap. be warned, there will be a LOT of unhinged funny...
