DS!Cross: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
DS!Dream: Microwave for 40 minutes.
DS!Nightmare: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!
DS!Dream: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn't own any pots...
DS!Shine: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!
DS!Dream: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Dream can't cook. at all. don't ever let him in the kitchen. it's why they have kitchen staff.
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DS!Error: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
DS!Error: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Shine.
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DS!Error: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
DS!Ink: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
DS!Cross: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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DS!Shine: *on the phone with DS!Blue* I can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl shit.
DS!Blue: You're pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren't you.
DS!Shine: Maybe.
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Dreamswap Incorrect Quotes
Hayran Kurguthis will have Dreammare and various joke ships as these are all incorrect quotes for my Dreamswap au that has Ds!Shade and Ds!Shine in it - both of who are kids of Nightmare and Dream from Dreamswap. be warned, there will be a LOT of unhinged funny...
