Eight | W2S

THIRTY FIVE.

HIII LOVIES!! I'm sure you might have seen my message board but in case you haven't: go follow my tiktok account (@multiixfandcm) because I've just posted an edit of harry on there!! I'm super proud of it even if it is a little bit shit (but you can cut me some slack because it's my FIRST ONE.!!!)

I was sat at a table, in between Harry and Tobi, with Ethan on his side.

We were the lucky four chosen for this weeks Side Plus Saturday, to guess the only fans model.

The cameras start rolling, and Harry introduces us all. "Hello! We are the Sidemen, and today we are guessing the only fans model!"

"We're gonna have multiple rounds to see who is the actual only fans model and — uh, see who is just fibbing," he continues to explain, waving the sheet of paper in front of him to the camera. "Bring out the only fannies!" He says, clapping his hands together, simultaneously making us all laugh and cringe at the same time.

"Well this isn't going to be awkward at all," I groan.

Six strangers walk out in front of us, three men and three women.

"Do you wanna introduce yourselves, one by one?" Tobi asks, Harry suggesting we go left to right.

"Hi, I'm Jason Kyle, twenty six, and I'm from Stoke-on-Trent."

"And what's your only fans name?" Harry asks, pen in his hand. He was so eager it was almost endearing.

"Your dream boy," Jason answers.

"Not mine," I say under my breath, only Tobi hearing me, allowing a small laugh out.

"Next up?" Harry asks, looking at the elderly woman stood next in line.

"My name's Val, I'm from Surrey and my only fans name is Aunty Betty."

"Keep it in the family, I like it," I say, hoping the sarcasm in my tone is audible to everyone else.

Harry shakes his head as he writes, but there's a small smile there.

"Oh! And I'm seventy five," she adds.

Harry looks surprised, but shoots her a warm smile. "You look very good for seventy five!"

The next guy starts speaking, and his name is Sevyn, twenty years old from Islington. Straight off the bat I know he's not the only fans model, because I've seen some of his TikTok videos, but I keep quiet for now in the interest of making a good video.

"My only fans name is big daddy scream," he adds, and already the video is in shambles. Ethan is wheezing with laughter, Tobi is shaking his head and Harry is just looking at him inquisitively.

"Big daddy scream?" He asks again, writing it down.

The next girl is insanely pretty, and I'm the one to ask her name.

"Hi! My name is Jenna, I'm twenty five and I'm from Guernsey," she says, and all heads swivel to look at Harry who looks genuinely confused.

"No!" He facepalms, unable to make eye contact with her.

"Ever run into Jenna, Harry?" Ethan asks, giving him a knowing smile.

"No I have not — nice to meet you, though," he says, trying to remain polite.

"And you," she grins, as we move onto the next person.

The next guy is called Nairobi, twenty six years old from Victoria, and he equally does not look like an only fans model, but maybe that's just my intuition.

The last girl is Zoe, and she looks incredibly innocent — but maybe that's part of the act.

The first few rounds are pretty basic for a video, considering the premise, but it's when there are three of them left that things become a little weird.