songs I wrote For Fun

The Influencer's Day

What a brilliant morning
All the birds are chirping

First thing, I take some pics
Then discovered a new ick
Watching my husband drooling
Stretching on my own bed
I'm so lucky to be wed
Now it's time for some scrolling

Oh orange lipstick is trending
I need to be part of it
Before the popularity is ending
It's not about profit

Amongst all the shorts
There's another report
Everyone knows my name
I'm the master of the game 

I made an organic breakfast
Posted every photo in delight
I drank my tonic punch
But I can't eat, I'm on a diet

Time for my jog, let the assets sway,
Strutting down the street, I’m the queen of the day
I'm on the vitrine in display
I'm seen, all eyes my way

All the gaze are on me
All the gals envy me

I'm the mistress forcing my way on her red carpet
Even if I'm wearing sneaker, running to sweat
The sun is eyeing me, the weather makes me wet
I'm organic meat not for sale, I'm superior to rot guts

Now back to the villa
I have a lot of time to fill
Camera on I'm a diva
As expensive as Geneva

Showing off all my goodwill
Under the light of my stream
I'm the embodiment of a willow
I can't help but let off some steam

Oh oh Time for lunch
I exhibit some crunch

Cholesterol is on the roof
The dessert freezes my tooth
Free ASMR for the loser
The poor can't be chooser

Let's go make my story
The best snacks is gossip
Let's talk about Corey
She lost her man now she misses
it

Not really my business
That he's now my husband
Not my fault that she's fusty
Now let's expose her account on tinder

But nevermind it's not my business
I'm not one to make a fuss

The light on me, I put on the makeup
The glass reflecting my posture
My tight dress enveloping my hourglass figure
Everything is cake up

Oh no I got a pimple  !
It will give me a grim appeal
What a tragedy !
How can people enjoy this frugality ?
My beauty can't be a ephemerality
Or it will become tea and lost all humanity

Oh no I already made a video
My pimple has been seen in Vivo

How could the public even enjoy me anymore ?
Everything is spinning I'm going to lose my core

The pictures has gone viral
My perfect image is now poof
This photo is now a proof
Laughs came out, it's visceral

My face goes pale
Oh no I risk being stale
If I'm not on trend
How can I keep my friends ?

I post, "it's a bad skin day guys ;)"
I'm not old, I'm still on the ride
It's not my time to fossilize
We're still on the same side

Now it's time for dinner
Time to get skinnier
No eating for me I'm not a pig
I will only take a swig

My husband needs to get loose
So I introduced him to booze
With only some glasses
He lost all of his class

I looked at his chemise
They were trace of her
Why did he choose Louise ?
She got no grace in her

Whatever
I'll get the pool boy later

My husband and I finished our day
Now it's time to replay