songs I wrote For Fun

Rules for Success

Warning disclaimer:
The following song contains satirical content and is not meant to be taken seriously. The advice and opinions expressed within are for entertainment purposes only and are not meant to be taken as serious financial or life advice.

Do you want to be successful ?
Well you better be useful

In this shitty society,
Do you want splendor ?
You need to abandon pity
Lose any tender

Well, you are lucky
I know all the secret to success
I certainly have all the keys
Your name will be soon on the press

I'm your friend
Listen to me
I am just a saint
Everything is free

So here's some tips
you'll soon get it

First

Use your brain, make the machine turn
There's no pain, you only need to learn
The time has changed, be the smartest
No one gain from working the hardest

You certainly don't want to be last
So don't repeat the mistakes of the past

Build your foundation as steady not shaky
You don't want to show that there's something amiss
Everyone even you and I desires eternal bliss
At least be a genius, amaze me!

Do you even need a good head on your shoulders ?
Only look up no need to look down
Integrity! Who heard of this old chapel ?
Only listen to me, I'm the knowledge holder!
I'm giving you the tutorial to be able to wear my crown
Follow me, take a bite of the apple

Follow my lead
I'm helping you succeed

Stay focus
Think about profit !

I'm not a gurus
I'm a prophet

It's not my fault that there's so many loopholes
Society is clearly guiding you to your goals
By piercing all those holes
I'm only playing my role

I'm here to guide you
Put your hands in mine
Who needs virtue ?
When everything is fine

You've got the heart of society
Just need to follow the path
At the top, head of all monstrosity
You don't need to do the math

I'll give you the blueprint
There's no need for you to think

Be healthy
Not filthy
Don't even try to be witty
Or you will be at the bottom of the city

Who will enjoy wealth ?
When they are decaying in the grave
Your asset are your biggest strength
You have to use it, don't be a slave

Don't be a dummy
Nourish your crave
Use the money

Try to be brave

Trust the Indian guy on the phone
Put all your savings in bitcoin
(What could go wrong?)

You are the only liar, there's no way you'll lose
Money is your only saviour, you need to pay bills
With all my advice, you will be riding a cruise
Keep going, use even your parents will

Investment is your job
Care about yourself
Avoid all members of the mob
You are the only chef

Be illegal
but be safe
We're not evil
We only embrace

You need to be alone
Only a lone wolf can get rich
Tell your family that you are done

It's time to ditch!

But take everything that is yours first
As you are their child, it is your birthly right
No inheritance ? They're only the worst
You are not unreasonable, that is just a stereotype

Do they even love you ?
Does it help when rent is due ?

It's your life behind the curtain
Don't worry about rumours
You are only leaving burdens
It's not your fault, that they have a bad humour

Start when you are young
Don't forget to take loans
Show off your healthy body
Because like you they only care about the money

Why not speculate ? It's part of the game, just play
At this rate, you'll lose, push the debt far away

So relax, stay calm
They are right on your palm

The Bank, who care what they say ?
It's time for them to pay

Give them what they want
Don't forget to vent

All your traumatic experience
The workers are still humans

Now spread a few lies
It's for dramatic effect
Now you got your prize !
And swim in the respect

Of all the strangers in the world
While all your acquaintances hates your guts
They are just butthurt
Their mouth will soon be shuts

Put salt on the wound
But to show off, you need to be all-round
You hold no fault by needing someone to stick around
You won't blow off if you happen to be found

So it is time to get a wife !
Impress them with your life!

Appearance is all that matters

Go for the looks
Get her on your hook

You don't need manners

Since who would stay for you ?
With the cash in sight
You are already in the spotlight
There's no sin at shutting up a shrew

Throw the cash left and right
You are going to get laid tonight

After only the first date
Judge if she's your fate

Is she obedient ?
Is she pretty ?
She can't be deviant
Only preppy

With her little tongue in your mouth
Her eyes only on the sweet money
She'll be your one, nothing can go south
No matter what you will get your honey

Every good man has their own trophy
And a little buffet behind close door
They got the peach, the cream right on the floor
They have what they need but are still craving more
Their growing hunger makes them lowly
While their minds think they are holy

Plunging in your desire
Thinking that you are higher
Taking care of your attire
Be a proud liar !

Ride on your hubris
Until you reach a crisis
When the debts piled up
When the cash goes to drain
When you'll lose everything you have built up
When all there is left is self disdain

Take my place
As the new disgrace

I'll be waiting for you arrival
You'll be shaking at your revival