ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ [ᴅɪᴇɢᴏ ʜᴀʀɢʀᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ]

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛

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The family all sat in the kitchen, staring at Number Five, who was at one end of the table preparing to make a sandwich. The other siblings were around the opposite end. Klaus sat on the middle of the table, Y/n next to him on a chair. Diego sat behind Y/n on the table, his hand rested on her shoulder. Luther sat on a chair next to Y/n. Vanya sat on a chair on the other side of Klaus with Allison behind her.

Five then broke the silence as he grabbed the bread "What's the date? the exact date."

"The 24th." Vanya answered.

"Of what?"

"March."

Five nodded slightly "Good."

"So, are we gonne talk about what just happened?" Luther questioned. Five ignored him and continues taking his bread out, placing it down. Luther shot up from his seat "It's been 17 years."

Five scoffed and stepped closer to Luther "It's been alot longer than that." He then spacial jumped from Luther to the cabinets, grabbing the marshmallows.

Luther sighed "I have not missed that."

"I have." Y/n said, raising her hand slightly, making Luther send her a glare.

"Where'd you go?" Diego asked.

"The future-" Five said, jumping back to the table "It's shit, by the way."

"Called it!" Klaus called out, raising his hand like Y/n had before.

"I should've listened to the old man." Five sighed as he went into the fridge "You know, jumping through space is one thing, but jumping through time is a toss of the dice." He said, getting the peanutbutter and opening it. He looked at Klaus with a small frown "Nice dress."

Klaus looked down and smiled "Oh, well, danke."

"How did you get back?" Y/n asked, grabbing a marshmallow out of the bag.

"In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time."

"Oh." Y/n nods, understandingly.

Then Diego said "That makes no sense."

"Well, it would if you were smarter." Five commented.

Diego stood up threateningly, ready to attack Five when Y/n quickly put a hand on his shoudler, sitting him back down on the table.

"How long were you there?" Luther asked.

Five replies "Forty-five years. Give or take."

Luthet sits down in disbelief "So what are you saying? That you're 58?"

"No, my consciousness is 58." Five told him with a patronising tone as he finished making his peanutbutter and marshmallow sandwich "Apparently, my body is now 13 again."

Y/n reached for the marshmallows again, Five pushing the bag towards her as Vanya said "How does that even work?"

Five stepped away from the table "Delores kept saying the equations were off." He scoffed a laugh before biting his sandwich "I bet she's laughing now."