ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ [ᴅɪᴇɢᴏ ʜᴀʀɢʀᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ]

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

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Diego rummaged around the buffalo suite, making a mess of the room, looking for Stan.

Y/n, now wearing a black pair of shorts with a belt, the buckle being a star shape, and a black cropped top with black boots on, stormed in and shouts through tears "What the hell are you doing? Stanley's gone! We need to face this, Diego!" She huffed, tucking her hair, which she let flow down, behind her ears.

"Just check the chimney, alright?" Diego said, rippjng the bed apart.

Lila turned from her position next to Five at the frame/door and shouts "He's not in the bloody chimney! He's been Kugelblitzed!"

Diego stormed towards her and shouts "And whose fault is that, huh? You're the one that brought him here!"

Five then spoke up "Congratulations! You are all mildly terrible guardians." He motioned towards the tunnel door "Can we focus? Come on. How did this thing open before?"

Diego, still looking around, said "I don't know. It was already kinda open before."

"Already kinda open." Five repeated "You know, Diego, you should have been an engineer." He said sarcastically "It's a lost opportunity."

Y/n, who was sat on one of the messy sofas, said "Why do you wanna go in there anyway? It's just sushi and death."

"When Lila and I met future me in the Commission bunker, I warned myself about Oblivion." Five told them "Now, Pogo told me-"

Diego stopped him as Y/n perked up "Wait, woah, woah. Pogo's alive?"

Five tilts his head "Different Pogo, but, yes. The monkey said that Dad spent years trianing the Sparrows for some kind of super-secret mission into. . ."

"Oblivion?" Y/n said, joining them in the small huddle they had made.

Five clasped his hands together with a nod "So, I come back here and find that you two sentient STDs, and Lila, have actually been in there." He looked at them "Everything's leading to Oblivion. So we have to go in there."

Y/n and Diego instantly objected.

"Hell no! Not happening!"
"No way! We barely got out alive!"

"Yeah? So what?" Five questioned Y/n's words "This is about more than just you two."

"Says the guy with all his fingers." Diego said. He held up his now bandaged hand and said "I didn't get this by giving a mummy a hand job, alright? I went in there and I lost my fingers to this thing with. . . with a knife and on a chain."

Lila stepped forward "Look, Diego might be 90% moron and 10% pelvic thrusts-" she eyed Y/n with a snall smirk before turning back to Five "-But he's right about Oblivion, okay? We're not just going to waltz back in there just because you say so."

"Good. Because you're coming with us." Luther spoke from behind the group, making them turn and see him standing with Sloane.

"This should be interesting." Y/n commented, leaning closer to Diego.

"Where to?" Five asked.