You're Like A French Fry (a transgender love story)

Lee's Birthday, part 3/3

(TW: more hallucinations ahead and credit goes to IRL Kill (spadeisscared) for one of the gifts in this chapter!)

James and I dug into the cake. A nice cake, with sprinkles and chocolate and vanilla and strawberries, and-

"Babe," James said as he set his fork down. "I have a couple more surprises for you, but it's gonna have to wait until we get home."

"Ok, I can wait!" A smile spread across both of our faces.

We did indeed have leftovers, because they gave us a regular sized cake, Kill will be happy to know some was saved for them. (Irl Kill, here's some cake 🍰)

He boxed the cake, and James paid.

As we walked, James started going on and on about how much strawberries give him the shits. I love him, but we're in public, I don't need you publicly announcing that strawberries give you the shits.

We walked past our home, wait, now I'm confused.

"I'm taking you to the park!" James laughed as he saw my expression.

I looked at him, but in the corner of my eyes I saw something.

"Is that a-" I started to say, right when it disappeared.

"Hallucination?" James asked.

"I think so, I haven't gotten one in a day or so, so I'm definitely confused as to why they're popping back up again," I answer.

I look back over to the sidewalk, and we pass a dog walking his person.

Wait, what? I turn around. There's a person walking their dog. I turn back around.

We arrive at the park, and play in the swings because stereotypical couple things is so much fun for two guys that love eachother. Only playing on the swings and eating out, going to the movies is so dumb.

I'm not sorry, but if your first date with someone is to the movies, that's a red flag. It's a fucking movie, you can't get to know someone while watching a movie! Talking in a movie theater is disrespectful and distracting.

I stare off into the distance, still hearing James talk about going to a concert with me.

I look over at James, and quickly look back into the distance. Is that a-?

I look closely... It's a flying rainbow dick.

"Babe," I nudge James. "Do you see the flying rainbow dick off into the distance?"

"Uh, no-? Are you hallucinating again?"

The flying rainbow dick is gone.

"Probably... He park is where it is the worst, like there's a small Godzilla over there, there's a whole bunch of dragons and unicorns." I point at all the things I'm seeing.

"Hmm, maybe we shouldn't go to this park anymore." James jumps off the swings.

I jump off shortly after him.

We walk home, and enter the house.

James leads me upstairs to our room, and closes the door.

We're standing in his room, door closed, and I'm eyeing his LEGO bricks.

"I made you a couple things." James looks over.

"Really?" I love his homemade stuff, he always makes the best stuff EVER.

"Close your eyes, I'm gonna put one in your hands first," he softly orders.

I close my eyes.

He places something hard and square in my hand.

"Open!"

I open my eyes.

It's a rainbow dick casted in resin! And it has, "I love your dick- Lee 2025, September 17th." Engraved on it.

I run over to my night stand, and place it next to my French Fry casted in resin.

"Ok, here's the second thing, close your eyes!" James has something behind his back.

I close my eyes, and he places something hard, like plastic in my hands. I feel around it, and as far as I'm aware, it's Lego.

"You can open your eyes now!" James giggles.

I open my eyes, and it's a rainbow dick Lego he made.

"Aww, I love it!" Is my first reaction.

"Ok, last thing!" James says.

I close my eyes.

He puts his hand on my hand.

I open my eyes.

"Wanna suck my dick? That would be the last gift for today," he asks.

Before I can answer, I'm already taking his pants off.

"Take that as a yes!" James giggles.