Don't mind me, just designing pants for the gods that CAN'T be taken off-

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Wait, Jason? Like, Leo's best friend who died a few months ago?

Isn't he supposed to be, well, dead?

"JASON, YOU JERK!" Leo yelled, running down the hill. "HOW COULD YOU?!"

"LIKE YOU CAN TALK, MORON!!" Jason screamed back, running up the hill and smacking Leo upside the head.

Leo punched him in the gut. "I HATE YOU!!"

Jason kicked Leo's shin. "ME TOO!!!"

Both boys fell to the ground, scuffling with each other as they rolled down the hill, much to the amusement of the green-haired person and the exasperation of Annabeth, who just facepalmed, shaking her head in disappointment.

"Oh my gods, you two, you're gonna get hurt," I called, running down the hill after the two boys. "Uhhh, should we stop them?" 

"Oh, no no no, let them be, this is hilarious," the green-haired person chuckled, watching the two boys in mild amusement.

Wait, they're a girl... I think? Crap, I wanna ask but I also don't wanna offend them...

"Hey.... are you.... a new camper...?" Percy huffed, stumbling over to lean on Annabeth. "We've never... seen you before..."

"Oh, I'm Y/N, one of Apollo's kids. I've been here for around.... three weeks?"

"Apollo?!" A voice came from the side of the path, and a sword(?!) flew in, glowing runes engraved into the blade. "Yooooo, Frey and I met him at a tavern in Stockholm once! He was cute, sure, but his flirting skills were terrible-"

I blinked. "What."

My face must have been priceless, because Annabeth let out a soft snort, shaking her head, the greenette burst into laughter, while Percy and the blond laughed shakily, still trying to catch their breaths after being nauseous.

Leo shot up from the ground, scratched and bruised from grappling down the hill with Jason, his jaw practically on the floor. "DID THAT SWORD JUST TALK?!"

"Yeah, that's The Sword of Summer, otherwise known as Jack," Jason said, stumbling up and dusting himself off before hugging Leo. "Man, I'd missed you."

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... that means...." I whipped around to face the blond and the greenette, my eyes wide.

The greenette laughed, shooting me a cheeky smirk. "Alex Fierro, einherji, child of Loki and genderfluid— yes, I noticed you looking confused, my pronouns are he/him at the moment. And this is my idiotic boyfriend, Maggie, otherwise known as Beantown-"

The blond huffed. "My name is Magnus, not Maggie or Beantown. Anyways, I'm a child of Frey, and Annabeth's cousin."

I massaged my temples, trying not to lose my mind. "So, the Norse gods are ALSO still around and getting frisky?"

"Yep."

Leo groaned. "Greeks in New York, Romans in California, Norse in.... where?"

Jason snickered. "Boston. Trust me, you should've seen the faces of the einherjar in Valhalla when a Valkyrie brought me in and they realized that I'm a Roman demigod." 

I let out a long-suffering sigh. "What's next, Egyptians in Brooklyn?"

Percy bit his tongue, trying not to grin. "Yeah, about that...."

"OH, COME ON!!!" Magnus and I yelled simultaneously, our eyes snapping to each other when we accidentally synced up.

"I swear, next thing we know, they're gonna say that the Aztec gods are still kicking in Houston-"

"You know what, at this rate, I won't even be surprised, I'll just run off a cliff."

"Take me with you, please."

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