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She's WHAT?!! (Calzona)

Surprise...
I UPDATED
I realise I keep saying I'm gonna update...
Then I forget.
Lol.
Anyways enjoy.
Calzona are very much going strong in this one too. No messy divorce thankfully.
(Mark is still dead tho lol)
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You'd been dreading this all day. You heard the key turn in the door. Your parents were back from the hospital after their shifts. Callie seemed reasonably calm. Arizona had clearly had a tough case because she was more irritable than usual, which is impressive. You knew you had to tell them. But it was just so difficult to get the words out...

What are you meant to say? Hey guys... might be a pregnant teenager... surprise!?

"I'm getting in the shower. I'm sweaty. And tired. So I'll probably head straight to bed." Arizona says out loud, exhausted. She draws you out of your thoughts.

"Goodnight baby." She turns to you, planting a kiss on your head before heading upstairs. It was clear from her walk that her leg was hurting her too. You could hardly add to her stress tonight.

But, at the same time, this secret was eating you alive. The anxiety was getting too much.

"Hey... mama..." you turn to Callie when Arizona is out of earshot.

"Mm yeah mija?" Callie says, looking up from her phone. You always loved that nickname, it was special because only Callie would call it you.

"You don't get mad easily right?..." you test the waters.

"Nah I'm pretty cool. I rocked a mullet back in the 90s... that's like the epitome of cool!" She goes a little off topic. She never shuts up about the 90s either.

"Right... so... if I were to... I dunno... miss a period, for instance... or two..." you say, dreading her reaction as you twiddle your thumbs awkwardly.

"You've missed your period?" She frowns, concerned for your health. Then it clicks. "Oh. You've... missed your period..." her eyes widen.

"I need you to get me a test. Please. I'm freaking out" You confess.

"Uh there should be one top left cupboard in the downstairs bathroom." is all she says.

"Why aren't you more upset?" You ask. You were expecting her to be furious.

"We don't even know for sure if you are pregnant yet. It's not worth getting upset over." She says, a hint of panic in her tone. So she is concerned, she's just got an impressive poker face.

"So I guess I just... go pee?" You look so lost.

"There should be instructions on the box, sweetheart." She chuckles a little at how your stress has made you incapable of thinking logically.

"I'll do that now?" You ask, mostly looking for reassurance.

"Yes, mija, do that now." She smiles kindly at you, being patient.

You nod and head off in the direction of the bathroom.

You can't even look.

Callie knocks the door.

"You ok in there y/n?" She asks, gently.

You unlock the door.

"I can't look mama" you confess, your voice wavering.

"You want me to?" She asks.

You nod.

"I'm about to touch a stick covered in your pee. This is motherhood. And this is what you've got to look forward to if you are pregnant." She chuckles.