Raven by JustBored21

Chapter 40

"Nice to meet you Mr Wilson." Harry said, shaking Deadpool's hand.

"Back at you magic man." Wade grinned. "I can not believe you are here, can't even believe I am here. By the way...why are you here...I forgot?"

"Well it is really simple," Harry responded as he waved his hand and made himself a glass full of butterbeer. "I basically..."

"Hey, hey." Harry was interrupted by the barkeeper, a man with brown hair and a brown beard plus a pair of glasses. "What did you just do?"

"I made myself a butterbeer." Harry shrugged.

"You sure you wouldn't...you know...want to buy something?"

"I am a regular here and I still don't want to buy anything," Wade replied. "the drinks here are shit Weasel."

"Then why do you come here?" Weasel asked.

"Hold up, is 'Weasel' supposed to be an insult or is that your actual name?" Harry asked, raising an eyebrow to the bartender.

"Not my birth name." Weasel shrugged.

"It's what everyone calls him, plus it's kind of accurate." Wade commented. "Now if you don't mind me and the big boy over here need to talk." Wade said to Weasel as he gestured to Harry. "Alone." He added moments later when Weasel showed no signs of moving.

"Oh...right." Weasel said as he slowly walked away.

"That's it, take your time." Wade rolled his eyes. "Anyway," Wade said to Harry once Weasel had walked far enough away. "Mr Raven, you were..."

"Please, call me Harry." Harry said.

"Harry? Score, first name basis already!" Wade grinned. "My superhero code name is Deadpool, but you can just call me Mr Pool...or Wade if you want."

"Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about something important Mr Wade."

"Just Wade," Wade replied. "Mr Wade was my father, and he was a dick."

"I'll pretend to know the feeling." Harry said as he took a sip of his butterbeer.

"Oh, can I have one?" Wade asked, gesturing to the cup.

"Sure." Harry said as he made one for Deadpool. "Here you go." He said as he handed it to Wade.

"Thanks," Wade said as he took the glass and took a sip. "sweet gummy bear orgies that is delicious!" He said before he began gulping it all down at high speed. "Please sir, can I have some more?" He asked while imitating Oliver Twist as he held out an empty glass. Harry nodded and refilled it.

"Anyway I..." Harry was cut off as Wade quickly finished the drink like his existence depended on it.

"Hit me." Wade said as he gestured to the glass.

"Perhaps we should finish our conversation first." Harry suggested.

"If we do then do I get another?"

"If we do then I will give you two."

"Deal!" Wade said instantly. "So what's the deal Gandalf?"