Author-Sama's Random Book

Pretty girl friendships & MY friendships

-Teasing-

Girl 1: I like, totally know you like (insert smexy dude's name).

Girl 2. N-No way!

How I do it:

Me: *at rhgie4523's place for dinner or a sleepover* Maybe we could have some buttered potatoes with dinner.

Rhi: Gtfo.

-Bonding-

Girl 1: OMG LIKE HARRY FROM ONE DIRECTION IS SO PERFECT.

Girl 2: IKR!

Me and my friends:

Me, Rhi, and Crow from CrowAndBird: ALL HAIL DARYL DIXON.

Average conversation:

-I'm sure you can figure out the pretty girls-

Rhi: I think Daryl would smell like Walkers, sweat, maybe a bit of cigarette smoke, some alcohol, and for some reason pickles. (Yes, this was a real conversation)

Me: I think he'd smell like that minus the pickles.

Crow: No he smells like sexiness.