Me and my brother in a nutshell

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That moment someone is talking to you and they still don't realize you don't give a flying f*ck.

Brother: *continues to blabber his little face off*

Me: Yeah cool I DON'T CARE.

Brother: You're mean!

Me: Tis big sister duty. We were not born to get along because I wanted you to be a girl.

In the distance I could hear Mordecai and Rigby going "OOOOOOOOOOH!"

Based on a true story.

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