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I want my fuckin sleep

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My friends are fucked since I watched the "I ain't get no sleep 'cuz of y'all" vines. I've had some bad times at sleepovers because I wanted sleep and was kept up til 1 am because the majority wouldn't stfu. If you, and you know who you are, keep my up at a sleepover, I'm gonna start doing this.

Friend 1: Damn it's almost 1.

Friend 2: Let's get some sleep.

Friend 3: *went to sleep earlier but still isn't innocent*

Me: Fucking finally.

-7:30-

Me: *wakes up* *leaves and comes back with pots and pans* WAKE UP!! *bangs them together*

Everyone: Dafuq bruh?!

Me: *begins banging pots and pans together* I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL! YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME!

The only thing that'll save you is if I end up sleeping in.

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