"Viper" (Remember this bitch?): *blah blah blah random dating shit boys boys super cute relationships blah blah blahbity blah*
Me: *talking with a boy who I think is somewhat funny, but not really interested in him romantically*
Viper: Would you date him?
Me: Uh... I dunno?
~Five seconds later of her quizzing me about which boy in the class I'd date. Keep in mind, she's one of the two girls that went and told someone who can't keep a secret that I was dating a girl~
Me: *trying to actually get shit done*
G (other bitch): Would you kiss (Can't remember the boy's name)?
Me: *gets an idea* Would you kiss (girl name)?
-dead silence-
G: EW. NO.
Viper: Why would you ask that?
Me: What's so weird about that question?
Viper: It's because you're different and G's not pansexual or whatever.
Me: *processes* *processing complete*
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~After school~
Rhi (she's straight): *walking with me*
Me: So it's normal for guys to ask another guy if they'd kiss a girl. It's normal for girls to ask another girl if they'd kiss a boy. So what's weird about asking someone if they'd kiss the same gender?
Rhi: Yeah, exactly.
Me: It's not like I'm asking you want to have sex with that person. And sexuality doesn't have anything to do with it. If I asked you if you'd kiss me, you'd say yes. Doesn't mean you want to, it means that if you had a choice you'd rather kiss someone you trust than a pile of dicks.
Rhi: Exactly.
Long story short, the two bitches who talked about my sexuality without my okay, not cool with that. Meanwhile a straight girl and an ASEXUAL girl are fine with it and don't think it's weird.
What's more offensive about those questions she asked? The fact she only talks about boys or the fact she all together avoids the fact I'd date a girl. Don't flatter yourself sweetheart, you don't to worry about me crushing on you at all. Unless it involves a bulldozer.
